Naruto story- anything happens, totally moronic, neverendin

[Missing00]

Meanwhile Tobi and Zetsu were sent to retrive Deidara but when they saw the Pizakage they...  

[Purple dragon lady]

Realized he was a major threat to their late night snacking so they  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

took his anchovie katana and threw him into a pot of chicken noodle soup.  

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Smelling the soup, Kiba came over and  

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Added his own indregiants, which consited of..  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

onions, tomatoes, nose drippings and bracket fungi.  

[Purple dragon lady]

The fungi made the soup posionus.  

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So they fed it to Minazuki, who had..  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

not even seen Sasuke before, and started to develop a strong rash, resembling...  

[Purple dragon lady]

an upsidedown toliet.  

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then started to scream "your pants are mine!" at the top of his lungs...  

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Causing Kakashi, who had just bought a rather adorable mini skirt at...  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

Banana Republic, to drop it on the floor, which made it dirty, which caused Kakashi to also scream at the top of his lungs "You...  

[Missing00]

f***tards!" everyone else...  

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Went into a dogpile. For the skirt! " I've got it!" Screamed...