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Des Voh

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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:00 pm


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I'm just saying its over-rated. Foreplay is alot more fun. The sex is of climax of the show, not the main event.

And even after it doesn't have to end.


Peh. About 80% of american women don't even get to climax during sex, even your puny masculine attempts at 'foreplay'. Not much to really say in your defense.
Tell that to the girls that I make scream.

I may not have many things I'm good at, but I pride myself with what I am.
PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:00 pm


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Good. Because I would have questioned you if you accepted.

Ah. So you test my commitment to my promises.

I'd rather not have Jaden's dreams be crushed by cose fan tutti...

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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:02 pm


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Good. Because I would have questioned you if you accepted.

Ah. So you test my commitment to my promises.

I'd rather not have Jaden's dreams be crushed by cose fan tutti...

By what?
PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:02 pm


I'm done...

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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:03 pm


Des Voh
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Des Voh
I'm just saying its over-rated. Foreplay is alot more fun. The sex is of climax of the show, not the main event.

And even after it doesn't have to end.


Peh. About 80% of american women don't even get to climax during sex, even your puny masculine attempts at 'foreplay'. Not much to really say in your defense.
Tell that to the girls that I make scream.

I may not have many things I'm good at, but I pride myself with what I am.


If I had a nickel for each time I've heard that response, I'd be the next hannah montana.
PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:04 pm


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I'm done...

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Done with what?

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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:06 pm


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Good. Because I would have questioned you if you accepted.

Ah. So you test my commitment to my promises.

I'd rather not have Jaden's dreams be crushed by cose fan tutti...

By what?


*cose fan tutte.

It's a comedic opera which translates to "they're all like that". Basically, this old fart bets these two soldiers about their wives fidelity. So the sodier's try to seduce each other's wives, and succeed. They reveal the ruse, everyone gives a laugh, and simply remark "cose fan tutte", because all women are like that.
PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:09 pm


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Good. Because I would have questioned you if you accepted.

Ah. So you test my commitment to my promises.

I'd rather not have Jaden's dreams be crushed by cose fan tutti...

By what?


*cose fan tutte.

It's a comedic opera which translates to "they're all like that". Basically, this old fart bets these two soldiers about their wives fidelity. So the sodier's try to seduce each other's wives, and succeed. They reveal the ruse, everyone gives a laugh, and simply remark "cose fan tutte", because all women are like that.


Wow...clearly pre women's lib.

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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:11 pm


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Good. Because I would have questioned you if you accepted.

Ah. So you test my commitment to my promises.

I'd rather not have Jaden's dreams be crushed by cose fan tutti...

By what?


*cose fan tutte.

It's a comedic opera which translates to "they're all like that". Basically, this old fart bets these two soldiers about their wives fidelity. So the sodier's try to seduce each other's wives, and succeed. They reveal the ruse, everyone gives a laugh, and simply remark "cose fan tutte", because all women are like that.


Wow...clearly pre women's lib.


What do you expect from mozart's.... third to last? opera?
PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:13 pm


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I'd rather not have Jaden's dreams be crushed by cose fan tutti...

By what?


*cose fan tutte.

It's a comedic opera which translates to "they're all like that". Basically, this old fart bets these two soldiers about their wives fidelity. So the sodier's try to seduce each other's wives, and succeed. They reveal the ruse, everyone gives a laugh, and simply remark "cose fan tutte", because all women are like that.


Wow...clearly pre women's lib.



What do you expect from mozart's.... third to last? opera?
Something I'd actually want to watch without feeling insulted.

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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:17 pm


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I'd rather not have Jaden's dreams be crushed by cose fan tutti...

By what?


*cose fan tutte.

It's a comedic opera which translates to "they're all like that". Basically, this old fart bets these two soldiers about their wives fidelity. So the sodier's try to seduce each other's wives, and succeed. They reveal the ruse, everyone gives a laugh, and simply remark "cose fan tutte", because all women are like that.


Wow...clearly pre women's lib.



What do you expect from mozart's.... third to last? opera?
Something I'd actually want to watch without feeling insulted.

Actually, it is a parody about men as well.

The title also translates as 'the school of love', because the men are just as messed up and infedilous as the women, perhaps moreso because they're not being tricked into thinking their wives are dead, unlike the women who believe their men have died on the battlefield.
PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:21 pm


I'm debating whether I should become the senator of ryloth, or cathar.

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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:24 pm


As tempting as ryloth might seem to become active again, you're no twi'lek woman.

You so need to get Mareal a German accent.

And I'm off to bed.
PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:26 pm


A german gunslinging versus a russian covert ops agent.

Dont' tell me you're trying to get into a perverted "enemy at the gates" parody.

lady_skuld


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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:35 pm


So quiet...
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