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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:28 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 5:31 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:02 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:01 pm
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:10 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:30 am
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:49 am
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(( Inspiration strikes! * cue lightning * ))
Vader: Okay, I'm back from Endor's! Group of stormies: Yay! Vader: Okay, we got an Endor Supreme and fries... Stormie 1: That's mine! Vader: ... A Rear Endor? What the Hell kinda name is that? Anyways, that and a cola... Stormie 2: Mine! Vader: ... An SD-sized Endor shake... Stormie 3: That's for me! Vader: ... And a kid's meal with an extra order of Enduggets. Palpy: That's mine!
( Moments pass as they begin to chow down. )
Palpy: Hey! They forgot the little toy in my meal! Vader: They did? ... No wait, here it is. It must've fallen into the big bag. Palpy: Awesome! * presses the button on his own talking action figure toy * Toy Palpy: My name is Palpy, and I am an ugly-a** douche bag. HEEHEE! Palpy: THOSE BASTARDS! ADMIRAL, PREPARE THE DEATH STAR! TARGET ENDOR! Admiral: Armed and ready, Emperor. Palpy: FIRE! Toy Palpy: I like to sniff Vader's panties! Palpy: SHUT UP! * throws toy at the wall, it doesn't break * Toy Palpy: Ouch, that hurt, you butt-licker! Palpy: * grumbles * Vader, kill it! Vader: Yes, my ... ugly-a** douche bag! HAHAHA!!!! Group of stormies: HAHAHAHA!!!! Palpy: WHAAAA! crying
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:05 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:21 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:51 pm
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A few days after the Queer Eye guys, Palpy has his revenge.
Imp Officer: Lord Vader, our expected guests have just entered the Executor's hangar. Vader: Excellent. Let us greet them and show them the 1st class treatment so I can win that " Classiest Sith Lord " award.
* Vader and a few Imps go to the hangar to greet their guests *
Dexter: Ah, this ship looks to be in excellent condition, Mr. Vader. You must take pride in keeping it so-* watch beeps * Oh, sorry, I have to go home for something urgent, but would continue to show my sister around? Vader: Sure. Dexter: Oh, Deedee! The black-armored man wants to show you around! * leaves * Deedee: * comes running * WOOOOOW! This place is SOOOOO cool! What's with the black suit? What are those buttons on it? WHAT DO THEY DO? WHAT DO THEY DO? Vader: Uh, nothing important. Say, you wanna see the bridge? Deedee: Ooooo! Sounds fun! Let's go! Vader: * arrives at the bridge with Deedee * Behold! The command center of this massive star destroyer! Deedee: Ooooo! What does THIS button do? * pushes random button, causes the Executor to fire all turrets in random directions * Vader: Please don't touch the- Deedee: This is fun! * pushes more random buttons, causing the Executor to do random things * Vader: Stop! Deedee: Hahahaha! * imitates plane noises while messing with the flight controls * Vader: STOP! Deedee: Ooooo! What does THIS button do? * pushes the big red button * Executor computer: This ship will self destruct in 5 minutes. Vader: Who's idea was it to... PALPY! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:38 pm
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Vader and Palpy in an undisclosed Bennigans...
P:Say man,
V:What's that boy?
P:I want to tell you 'bout your girlfriend,
V:What about my girl?
P:Well, you don't look strong enough to take the message,
V:I'm strong enough,
P:I might hurt your feelings,
V:My feelings are already hurt by being here with you,
P:Well, I was walking down the street with your girl the other day,
V:Ah-ha,
P:And the wind was blowin' real hard,
V:Is that right?
P:And the wind blew her hair into my face,
V:Ah-ha,
P:You know what else happened?
V:What happened?
P:The wind blew her hair into her face,
V:Yeh?
P:And we went a little further; you wanna hear the rest of it?
V:I might as well,
P:The wind blew her hair into the street!
V: Ok; since you told me about my girl, I'm gonna tell you about yours. I was walking down the street with your girl,
P:Yes?
V:I took her home, for a drink, you know,
P:Took her home?
V:Yeh, jus' for a drink,
P: Oh,
V:But that chick looked so ugly, she had to sneak up on the glass to get a drink of water!
P:You've got the nerve to call somebody ugly; why you so ugly the stork that brought you in the world oughta be arrested!
V:That's alright; my momma didn't have to put a sheet on my head so sleep could slip up on me!
P:Look-a here!
V:What's that?
P:Where are you from?
V: Outer Rim
P:What's that?
V: Outer Rim
P:You don't look like no Outer Rimian to me,
V:I'm still from the Outer Rim,
P:What part?
V: Out Mos Eisley!
P:Where are your workin' boots at?
V:I've got 'em on,
P:Those aren't no boots you got on; those broguettes!
V:Hey, look-a here!
P:I've bin tryin' to figure out what you is,
V:I already figured out what YOU is!
P:What's that?
V:You that thing I throw peanuts at!
P:Look-a here!
V:What's that?
P:You should be ashamed of yourself,
V:Why?
P:Calling people ugly,
V:I didn't call you ugly,
P:What you say?
V:I said you was ruined, that's all!
P:You know somethin'?
V:What?
P:You look like you've bin whooped with a ugly-stick!
V:Hey! I ain't got nothin' to do with it, but I beat the fellah right...!
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:25 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:04 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:41 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:44 pm
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