Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[elvisnake]

To make a clone of Han Solo, and transport him to a faraway galaxy sometime in the future, naming him after a state in that Galaxy.  

[Darkened Angel]

Tp make Cthulhu the new Sith Lord, and witness the Dark Side triumph for once.  

[Missing00]

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[elvisnake]

To change our mind about that last goal, my head aches.  

[Count of Moogi Cristo]

To do a barrel roll. Star Fox joke, for you uninitiated.  

[ElladanKenet]

To make a better Star Wars strategy game in which the Empire has better ships.  

[Nelowulf]

To have sean Connery work for the Emprie.  

[ElladanKenet]

To have the next Dark Lord of the Sith be a Ninja Penquin  

[Nelowulf]

To have the Ninja Penguin be quickly knocked off by a Penguin Pirate.  

[Missing00]

To have the penguin pirate killed by The Penguin.  

[elvisnake]

To have the penguin pirate avenged quickly and efficiently by having the souls of 10000 penguin pirates invade the Penguin's lair, killing him instantly.  

[Darkened Angel]

To unleash the ulimate penguin.

It says " s**t " so that's why the NSFW warning is there.

http://tortoiserider.ytmnsfw.com/  

[elvisnake]

((My computer's cookies remains eternally off, at the edict of my parentals, so I can't watch that one...))  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

To have Lord Vader win "Galactic Idol."