Corrupt A Wish

[QQRainbow]

Granted but now your fired.

i wish my friend hadnt cut my hair last night crying  

[Catalyst-Of-Romance]

Ultrafail

Lol80smusic

Granted. They now feel like a thousand knives of fire are stabbing them.

I wish I could sing better.

Granted but you still sing worse than me.

I wish i didn't have to work on monday.

Grated. She cut it last tuesday
I wish some one whould love me  

[Objectivist_musicnerd]

Granted. That person is Richard Simmons.

I wish I could control the weather  

[Explosive Effects101]

^Granted but you get struck by lightning in a weather storm

I wish Gerard Way would love me.  

[Minty Fresh Doom]

granted but because he is so emo he ends up killing himself over his love for you

i wish i had a real bunny hoodie

 

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

Wait...

granted but one of the ears comes off

i wish Miseinen would get online and message me

They don't love you like I love you...

 

[Minty Fresh Doom]

granted but they dont have anything nice to say

i wish my hamster wouldnt be such a lazy punk

 

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

Wait...

granted, but now its to hyper

i wish i could get the girl ><

They don't love you like I love you...

 

[Princess Moonbutt]

Its not that I'm a horrible person...

Granted,but shes killed 10 seconds later...

I wish I could just die...



...I'm just pure Evil!  

[Minty Fresh Doom]

granted but you are revived by meh ((nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu you are not allowed to die!!!!))

i wish i could understand chinese better

 

[merobean]

Granted, but you forget how to speak English

I wish it could be Friday already

 

[Explosive Effects101]

^Granted but its your worst day ever!

I wish I had all the waffles in the world!  

[Aint No Elvis]

Granted. After eating waffle after waffle, you find that A) You've gained 200 pounds and B) can no longer stand the sight of them.

I wish I lose 3 pounds tomorrow.  

[Oh lemontine]

Pain does not exist...

granted... because you lost a limb...

i wish i knew how to quit you (xD)

...in my dojo