Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[zrp]

because you dont know how to cook babies D:  

[Insane Demon Monkey]

i ban you coz i can but that dosent cont you just micowave them...  

[keep it creepy]

'Cause every time I corrected your grammar you said a little piece of you died

 

[--Untoten Kase--]

So dark and cold, I drive alone...

Cuz you have Scarlet Rose... AND I WANT IT!!!!

...Like a phantom rider, Can't make it all on my own

 

[zrp]

cus scarlet rose sucks  

[xXiMay]

cuz yur avi is like a SPOT O:  

[Insane Demon Monkey]

coz i need more alone time to think of reasons to divorse ppl  

[keep it creepy]

Because i got sick of you always slaughtering "things" in the back yard.

 

[Insane Demon Monkey]

Because you call my/your pets/family/friends "things"  

[keep it creepy]

Because you always ruined my dinner parties! Who offers guests "human jerky"?!

 

[getmeoffthishellsite]

'Cause I never found the surprise on our last anniversary scavenger hunt.
I also couldn't find my car keys.
Or you.

 

[Toxicated Hugs]

Gimme a hug...

Because you ran away screaming when I said that I could picture you in a Speedo.

Or die...

 

[Osculable]

Because why would yhu imagine a person in a speedo?  

[Insane Demon Monkey]

Coz i u adopted someone who aposeses kira  

[KiraAlexxa23]

Because you think Kira is cool!