Naruto story- anything happens, totally moronic, neverendin

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mountain where Gaara was eating. But almost in the blink of an eye, Gaara was gone! So Naruto assembled a ninja team consisting of...  

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Choiji, Anko, and background ninja 13  

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Backgournd ninja 13, having the IQ of a sea spunge, suggested that they  

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dance around in their underpants while Anko eats a kumquat. Surprisingly enough...  

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the idea passed.  

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And so, the three began to dance around, but then Anko found out that there were seeds in the kumquat. She hates seeds!  

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So she destroied the kumquat with a forbidden snake jutsu.  

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that also had seeds on it  

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so the whole mountain exploded, (thankfully) sending background ninja 13 sky high.  

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so the whole mountain exploded, (thankfully) sending background ninja 13 sky high.

and falling trough Orochi's top secret lair roof.  

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Orochi, who was  

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having a bath at the time  

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decided to bite background ninja 13, giving him the curse seal. When background ninja 13 used the seal lvl 2, he turned into a gaint demon...  

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chipmunk and devowered the people's gardens.  

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including Kurenai's