Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[CapnAlex]

Isobel Bellamy lures children to her gingerbread house.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Vanghar hasn't learnt yet that billy goats are more trouble than they're worth  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Isobel has reported Vanghar to PETA as a result of his illegal billy goat ranch.  

[CapnAlex]

Dead Ed was my best customer, and would often read the goats poetry.  

[Rellik San]

Vanghar tests the quality of each goat personally, but prefers the cottony softness of sheep.  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Rellik actually assassinated Kane while no one was looking ninja  

[OverlordMMM]

....Dead Ed is secretly Vanghar's nearly identical twin....the only difference is there styles in suits.....  

[Isobel Bellamy]

OverlordMMM is secretly running the world for the sheep.

I'm on to you! See! ninja  

[Rellik San]

Isobel is secretly an agent of S.H.E.I.L.D.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Rellik San IS Kane's dog walker  

[Rellik San]

Isobel is Kanes Dog Walker's apprentice.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Rellik is Pete Steele's understudy for when he is occupied with groupies  

[Rellik San]

Isobel Bellamy

Rellik is Pete Steele's understudy for when he is occupied with groupies

(Rofl)

Isobel is one of Pete Steele's understudies groupies.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

(*laughs* No chance, I have something called taste :p )

As Pete Steele's understudy, Rellik is made to brush and dye all of Type O Neg's hair xd  

[Rellik San]

(That was mean. razz )

Isobel is the sole person responsible for the emo invasion of england