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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:48 pm
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((nin itachi thats one of the oldest jokes in the book. Still funny though xd ))
((Anyhoo, since the HP book is coming out on Saturday smile )
Voldemort: ...With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the magical world! Harry: I'll never join you! Voldemort: If you only knew the power of the dark arts. Dumbledore never told you what happened to your father. Harry: Yeah, he did. He said you killed him. Voldemort: No. I am your father. Harry: No, that can't be. I've seen photos. You don't look anything like him. Voldemort: I happen to know a very skilled plastic surgeon... Harry: Ok, then what happened to my mother? Voldemort: Uhhhh...an unfortunate smelding accident. Harry: Uh huh, right. Then how come your curse didn't kill me when I was a baby?! Voldemort: Uhh...I was....well......thats not important right now!! Whats important is that you join my loyal Death Eaters and we cleanse the population of all half-breeds and mudbloods! Harry: You know what? No.
Harry jumps off the platform and falls out of sight, leaving Voldemort leaning over the rail. A loud crash, and Luke and Vader storm in.
Luke: Sorry we're late. Traffic was insane. Vader: Who the hell are you?! Voldemort: Uhhh...no one!! *apparates* Luke: That was weird. Vader: I know.
Awkward silence.
Vader: Oh, by the way, I'm your dad. Luke: Really? Vader: Yup. Luke: Awesome! Gimme a hug, pops!
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:39 am
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:35 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:07 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:42 am
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:06 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:36 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:40 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:57 am
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