Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[ElladanKenet]

But have Luke win Mr. Angstyverse  

[Sol Walker]

To beat down the Goth Jedi in Elladan's Sig.  

[Nelowulf]

To Get Cale a new sig.  

[Darkened Angel]

To find a way to pants Dart Vader, and still survive.  

[ElladanKenet]

And then go on to run spice down Jabbas the Hutt's throat  

[Sol Walker]

To tell Nelo he dishonors Space Pirates everywhere by trying to remove the Harlock Skull and Crossbones from Cale's Sig.  

[Missing00]

to get the snakes off the star destroyer.  

[elvisnake]

To consider watching Snakes on a plane, just because Samuel Jackson's in it.  

[ElladanKenet]

To make a non-ghetto movie with Sam Jackson in it  

[elvisnake]

To realize there already are four and go watch a SW prequel or the Incredibles.  

[ElladanKenet]

(I know that. I was referring to the other twenty he's done)

To tell Steven Spielburg Lucus is waaaaaaaaaaay better

And then have Harrison Ford and Tom Cruise duke it out  

[Sol Walker]

To get Des to post more in Legacy.  

[elvisnake]

To change Des' schedule so that he's on when Cale's on instead of being on when Cale isn't and posting 'Cale?' all over the place.  

[Nelowulf]

To still wonder when Cale will change his signature, no matter his petty excuse.  

[AFK Masturbating]

To recruit Vikings for their newest line of Elite Stormies.