RPDOfficer
Yeah? Neat. I've been trying to do that...but all I've done was poked myself in the eye.
Ok ok....what you do is
1. get a pair of large pomegranates-
2. stab them with KNIVES
3. glue the fruits to your eyelids so the juices run down your cheeks.
4. Weight of pomegranates pulls off eyelids
5. Now you're crying REAL blood!
Yay!