Corrupt A Wish

[daynaleee]

Granted, but now you're hooked on crack.
I wish I had ice cream  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

Wait...

^ granted, but it melts and gets warm... and the freezer wont freeze it

i wish my left eye didnt hurt

They don't love you like I love you...

 

[Forget`]

Granted, but now your right one does.

I wish I had more soda...  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

Wait...

granted, but its flat


i wish i had some giant gummy bears

They don't love you like I love you...

 

[Poetic Essence]

Granted, but they fall on you and squish you.

I wish I was better at sports.

 

[Oh lemontine]

Pain does not exist...

granted, but you're lynched outside the locker rooms by the rest of the team because of it.

I wish i knew what would make it right again...

...in my dojo

 

[Ultrafail]

Granted, now you know but you can't do anything about it.
I wish i could have my special K  

[merobean]

Granted, but the milk's spoiled

I wish I could have some ice cream

 

[Objectivist_musicnerd]

Granted. But it's vomit flavored.

I wish I had a boyfriend  

[merobean]

Granted, but he has AIDs

I wish I could dye my hair

 

[Ultrafail]

Granted but now you're bald
I wish i had a lolipop  

[Forget`]

Granted, but its not your favorite flavor.

I wish I was warmer...

 

[ll u p e r c a]

granted, but it's 80 bazilliondy degrees. :]
i wish i knew what i wanted.  

[Explosive Effects101]

You know what you want, but by that time you dont want it anymore.

Oh I wish I was an oscer myer weener!  

[merobean]

Granted, but you get eaten

I wish I was attractive