Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Game .-.

[Kiko_Niwa]

Because if they didn't, they would spontaneously combust.

Why do cats clean themselves?  

[English is illegal on her]

Because they have a beef with dove soap and are cleaning themselves without soap in protest.

Why does Stephen Colbert have to have everything named after him?  

[hazel843]

Because he is one of the secret rulers of the world, and everything is purple

Why is he green?

arrow mrgreen  

[THE_Wantoch]

Because having him be white would make sense.

Why do skittles fjord left brian diamonds?  

[hazel843]

Because y=A slice of pie

Why is cats fluffy  

[Toastur]

because they r aliens O_o

is big foot real ?o-O  

[English is illegal on her]

Yes, but the term "Big foot" is political incorrect, so you will never find him under that term.

Why are they so many final fantasy games?  

[Cherry Eclair]

TEZUKA KUNIMITSU
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----------------------------みやちゃんの王子様。

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----------------------------------「Because "final" actually means "never-ending". O.o

Why's the moon round? 」

☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆・━━☆

 

[Dr3am3eater]

because cheese made it that way! XD

why are bruises colorful? o3o  

[XDZenLeeDX]

Because if hey werent people would stop poking them!!!

How do you describe the color green?

and this question just to bother ppl:

Does space ever end? And if it does, what is ont he other side??
ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja  

[draconas88]

Q1) like i did to blind people put a hot potato in their hand and say this is red then do the same with an ice cube and say this is blue then put it in water and say this is green

Q2) futurama answered this a 30m gap then another universe where everybody wears cowboy hats

why is chocolate called chocolate  

[Dr3am3eater]

because gnomes pooped it out of their ear..


Why is the world the way it are? :3  

[English is illegal on her]

Because having it the way it is would be to boring.

Why is Jill now a blond?  

[meeiji]

Because cows can't fly.

Why can't staplers hole punch?  

[THE_Wantoch]

because holepunchers can't staple

why is it that everytime someone asks a question that makes sense, they don't realize how much sense it makes untill someone comes up with an answer that makes just as much sense??

And another thing... If outerspace is just one gargantuan vaccuum, how come it doesn't suck?