Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Isobel Bellamy]

(hells yes it was, but true! :p rofl )

Rellik was responsible for the creation of Nu Metal  

[Rellik San]

(That was just low)

Isobel has 6 nipples and is easy to impress, especially if you play the piano.
(5 points to the whoever gets it)  

[Isobel Bellamy]

(about as low as you go when you want money for drinking xd Please, for the sake of the children, no more singing nursery rhymes with your underpants on you head!)

Ha! Red Dwarf! I'll have my points please :p

Rellik is an undercover polymorph  

[Rellik San]

(What, stop Roleplaying? (long story))

Yet you complain you know a load of geeks, you are one.

Isobel is her own mother and traveled back in time, to leave herself under a pool table.  

[CapnAlex]

The pool table is Rellik San's love child.

I'll leave you to work out how that's possible.  

[Veruniel]

Vanghar's ultimate fantasy involves a pool table, whipped cream and Princess Diana.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Veruniel likes to swim in a swimming pool of Marmite every Sunday  

[Rellik San]

Isobel wants everybody to walk that dinosaur (and if you get that, you are a dinosaur)  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Rellik is actually a young whipppersnapper of 13  

[Rellik San]

Isobel is my mummy.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Rellik was a wanted child razz  

[Rellik San]

(meow indeed)

All Isobel's kids will turn emo or chav.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

(Ha, this is a lie thread, so Im gonna get little metal kiddies! xd )

Rellik's children will not be strange mutant creatures that feast on humanity  

[Rellik San]

Isobel will not die at 30 because of some twisted sexual experiment involving a nut cracker a blender and a smoked sausage.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

*twitch*

Rellik's mine is not a place of bunnies, kittens and is child friendly