Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[AFK Masturbating]

To get all the Nine Hell Cursed snakes off the Nine Hell Cursed plane! xd  

[elvisnake]

To change one of the most foul-mouthed urban actors in Hollywood into a Proper Jedi before the next ball. (The rain on Kamino falls mainly on the Kaminoans)  

[Count of Moogi Cristo]

elvisnake

To change one of the most foul-mouthed urban actors in Hollywood into a Proper Jedi before the next ball. (The rain on Kamino falls mainly on the Kaminoans)

(Obi-wan supposes his toeses are roses, but Obi-wan supposes erroneously)  

[Sol Walker]

To shoot both Moogi and PresleyPython for reminding me of grade school grammar class.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

To stop the ******** SoaP references.  

[elvisnake]

To tell Cale that I reffered to My Fair Lady, and to try to stop the SoaP referrences, before failing miserably. It's just too powerful!  

[ElladanKenet]

To make the galaxy's best burrito  

[Sol Walker]

To have the galaxy's worst burrito shits the next day.  

[elvisnake]

To waste the lives of many a geek in Star Wars related chatrooms and forums.  

[Aanika_Phaeton]

To convince three or more of these beings to actually get a life.

Sidenote: Scratch that one. It's no fun.  

[ElladanKenet]

To make better burrito sauce, or at least a better antacid.  

[elvisnake]

To kill that barved vrelt Borssk Feyl'lya. (The Vong beat 'em to it. lucky Vong.)  

[ElladanKenet]

To buy and completely beat all Final Fantasy games in less than two years  

[TheWitchGotRobin]

Kill all tribbles.  

[Aanika_Phaeton]

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Kill all tribbles.

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Kill all tribble-haters.