Mos Eisley Cantina

[Darkened Angel]

Nothing, it doesn't actually exist.

It's just a whacky " match the items to the name " minigame.

Like, customer X will want a " Librarian's Latern of Liquification. "

You then get 3 sets of options to try to make the item.

In this case, you would pick the book for item 1 making the Librarian part, then the Lantern for item 2 for Latern, and the water drop for item 3 for Liquification.

After that, you're given a D100 roll against a difficulty. If you beat the set difficulty, your smithing skill increases, and you can do another random item, then roll against a slightly higher difficulty, up to a skill of 35.  

[Missing00]

Okay so what makes the cheesey puns part?  

[Darkened Angel]

Blammo! mrgreen  

[Missing00]

Falcon Paaaaaanch!  

[Darkened Angel]

I hate when they SAY the move as they do it...  

[Missing00]

Kamehame Haaa!  

[Darkened Angel]

Crap like DBZ especially. It's like the concept of getting cheapshots in mid-sentence doesn't exist there.  

[Jaden_Ordo]

All you need is love.  

[Darkened Angel]

* imagines Goku going gigolo to battle the bad guys *

* shudder *  

[Missing00]

Also like Sailor moon or any Magical girl anime with minute long transformation scenes. What are the bad guys doing during that time I wonder.  

[Jaden_Ordo]

DA. Why do you hang around us nerds, when you're such a hottie?  

[Darkened Angel]

Because I'd rather hang around a guy I can talk to about all manner of random crap than some jock dumbass obsessed with his own muscles and thinks just because he knows a touchdown is 6 points, it makes him some kinda genius.  

[Missing00]

To quote revenge of the nerds "All jocks ever think about is sports, all nerds ever think about is sex."  

[Darkened Angel]

Ogre FTW. xd

The end of Nerds in Paradise was funny.  

[Jaden_Ordo]

Sounds good to me! rolleyes