Corrupt A Wish

[Crazily_Cool_Kyle]

Chaotix Bluix

Granted, but you still have about 100 posts to go.

I wish I had 1000 Enigma berries.

Granted, but they rot in your hands.

I wish I had a DS sweatdrop  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but the top half only sees red.

I wish I could control time.  

[Crazily_Cool_Kyle]

Granted, but... *Doesn't reply because everything is frozen in time*

I wish I had a Wii with a DS  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but the Wii and DS are not yours.

I wish people would hurry up and post already.  

[Sexually Dimorphic]

Granted but it's all a bunch of spam and crap.

I wish I could think of something to wish for...  

[16bit-Plumber]

granted but now your dead

I wish i had a fish  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but it's a Pufferfish.

I wish I could have a faster internet connection.  

[Sexually Dimorphic]

granted but the fish will leave you for another man.

I wish I could stop drinking so many sodas...

Edit: Damn... I'm too slow  

[Sexually Dimorphic]

@ Chaotix:

Granted, but all you'll get is porn pop-ups.

I wish I could fall asleep faster  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but Darkrai invades your dreams.

I wish tomorrow would come sooner.  

[Raijin36]

Chaotix Bluix

Granted, but Darkrai invades your dreams.

I wish tomorrow would come sooner.

Granted but that day repeats over and over and over...

I wish i had another sibling  

[Ich esse dich]

Granted be he/she is like Megan on Drake & Josh always fooling you.

I wish I had one million dollars.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but it's all play money.

I wish Gaia would unveil their next monthly collectibles.  

[Giegue_Endymion]

Granted. Unfortunately, you're out of money so you can't buy it.

I wish I had more Gaia Cash.  

[SHS_Smeth]

granted but they decided not to use it anymore so the took it down.

I wish my computer wasn't so crappy.