Super-Happy-Fun Bump!

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and grind and bump...
....too...........
...even.........
...just.......  

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beUmp 4  

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BooUmp 5  

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BamfpH....
......bump 6...
....i want to be nightCrawler from xMen when i grow up  

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is this bump 7  

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yes...that was bump seven...
....but this is oriental luck number 8  

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post infinite eight...
.....is blump nine...9....***
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This is ten ...like fingers on hand so are the...
....Gaian hours of our web surfing.....  

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Widely Known Fact :

Most boys can count to 11 without relying on appendages below their waist  

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even dozen darlings BUMP  

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Bakers Dozen....that is 13..people...

....ancient knowledge...
it used to be the case a baker would sell you a dozen rolls or loaves and
you would actually receive thirteen....
...it kept clients happy.....
...but is far less commonplace with bakers now....
....modern times (hunger for the dollar) or superstition...I ask you???  

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14.....bump'd...
......two times a fave number of 7  

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15.....aaahhh(*looks whistfully)....
......fond memories at this age....bump  

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16...sweet 16 (BUMP)....
.....still fond memories...
...rebellion against authority figures...
...and learning to drive....

...um so is that Driven Rebellion  

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17........bamph bump blarggg....
.....relationships getting serious...
....and serious trouble if you have a mature relationship...
...for which you are not mature enough!!!