Destroy a wish Game!!!!

[my-superstar]

Granted, but in order for that you need to take off your fingernails

I wish I could watch Silent Hill right now.  

[Sheer_Immortal]

Granted, but right at the very best part of the movie, you go blind.

I wish that my eyes would stop itching. >.<  

[TehRedKitsune]

granted but a more emberrasing spot gets itchy.

i wish for the worlds greatest mango juice  

[Sheer_Immortal]

Granted, but I spit in it domokun

I wish that I get a job.  

[my-superstar]

Granted, but its the worst job in the world(whatever job you find the worst)

I wish I had more time to be me.  

[Broken_Wingless]

granted, but you constantly get watched by neighbors, and other people.
I wish I could conjugate spanish better for my Spanish homework.  

[SourRainbowSkittles]

heart Granted, but too bad your brother ripped up your homework.

I wish could eat sum ice cream heart

 

[zevilgirl]

wish granted but ur tougne gets stuck on the icecream
i wish to be a ninja  

[Broken_Wingless]

Wish granted but you're stuck on a pirate ship with a bunch of pirates and they make you wlk the plank.........*looks at ocean*.....and you get eaten by sharks

I wish I had a bandaid.  

[my-superstar]

Granted, but its a used Bandaid.

I wish I had bought the dandiidoodad before it evolved! crying  

[Acid Cakes]

Granted But you got hacked and lost everything.

I wish for a psychedelic mushroom.(Hurray for nature , boo friggin' hoo to hippies)  

[Ririyo]

Granted but your nightmares turn to a reality. (Doing my health project on those things. :33)

I wish to know how to spell every word in the English language.  

[Kay Faerie]

granted buy you have no pen or paper no computer and no voice..
I wish I had a new car