I see London, I see France, I see Edward's.......

[xXNoOnesPrincessXx]

hehe, what about Charlie? XD Kidding  

[Rapunzel207]

Ack! bad mental vision! bad mental vision!
lol
i LOVE THIS THREAD!
LOL
cant stop laffing!
i think that Edward wears briefs, Emmet weras boxers, jasper wears thongs (Alice makes him wera the most fashionable stuff, lol)
and carlisle wears tidy whities, cuz Esme doesnt make him wear what he doesnt want 2.  

[sareuhbelle]

Are you kidding? Edward? In breifs? x.x
Pshaw. My sexy man wears boxers all the way. And not just any boxers. Hot black and red ones. ^.^

I have to agree with you all. Emmett wears pink thongs with butterflies. You're all wrong on one point though. Rosalie likes looking at Emmett in them, but he made the choice all on his own. See, there was this one time, where Bella, she was "experimenting" with different kinds of underwear, so she bought this pack of thongs. This was during the time where Alice held her hostage. So, see, she left them in the Cullen's house and Emmett found them and well....you know the rest. The truely scary part was when Rosalie walked in on him trying them on...for the longest time before hand, she couldnt figure out why Alice was laughing at her...



Oh. Charlie wears Pampers Pull-Up Adult Diapers wink  

[Aradia Helevorn]

alright, i've taken the time to read every post on this damned thing and i can't stop cracking up! lol. it's so difficult to think of this as serious in any way. *snicker fit*  

[Mizuki_707]

Edward doesnt just wear red & black boxers, red and black pinstripe & a pair of red and black plaid ones & occationally he'll wear his blue plaid boxers lol  

[alisonlynn]

Oh wow. This is just too funny! But you're totally right. Edward wears boxers.  

[Katava Kasumi]

Jacob goes commando? That just makes him easier to rape.


Not that I would ever do that. ninja *coughcough*


Mmkay. I totally would. Though I don't think I'd be able to rape him anyway. emo  

[sareuhbelle]

lmao. You know who would be creepy if they wore thongs? Laurent.  

[xXNoOnesPrincessXx]

LMAO!! Laurent in THONGS?! EEeew ohhh bad imaaaage lmao
I guess it would help him feel more self confident and sexy XD
And Charlie in pampers pull up adult diapers?!! BAD IMAAAGE!! AAAAH!! -burns eyes-

and nice background story to the explination of Emmett's thong Belle419 lmao! That sounds just about right XD It would explain it perfectly rofl  

[sareuhbelle]

Finally! Someone who understands!!!


Now am I the only one who thinks Billy wears commando?


neutral  

[scrunnchy]

The Kraken

Aqua Anjel

Do they REALLY need underwear?
And do they shower?? @_@
I know they change clothes and everything, but still, is human hygiene really a necessity?

Alright, think about how you would feel without underwear.
Now think of how a guy would feel without underwear.
And finally, think how Edward would feel without underwear. It's pretty much all the same. We all need underwear, vampire or human.
Yes, they need to shower. *Refers to personal correspondances*

How would he be able to smell so good if he never showered???  

[MissHermioneWeasley]

rofl rofl whee blaugh ROFL!!! CANT BREATHE!!! NEED AIR!!! *takes big gulp* okies id say
billy wears tighty whities
carlisle boxer briefs
jake comando (duh)
edward heart boxers with red hearts on them
emmett definitly pink thong with butterflies
jasper boxers
did i forget anyone?  

[Lightning_Fox_22]

uhh i never thought about it before.. but LOL  

[Tricky Little Vampire]

ha...ha...
i'm going to leave now...
stressed