What Would You Do If ...

[Demonic Repentance]

How far are you...

Have you do it, then maul my brother with my fuzzy might.

What would you do it I randomly glomped you?

...from the neverending chaos?

 

[Johbies]

Don't you already?

What would you do if you could live the life of a character in a book?  

[Demonic Repentance]

How far are you...

Ooooh, I'd totally be Marty from Cryptid Hunters. 8D

...from the neverending chaos?

 

[Johbies]

Where's your "What would you do if" question? O_o;  

[Demonic Repentance]

How far are you...

Sowwy...

What would you do if I cut you in half?

...from the neverending chaos?

 

[Johbies]

I'd follow you around twice as much.

What would you do if I did follow you around all the time?  

[Demonic Repentance]

How far are you...

Easy, stalk you.

What would you do if I injected you with poison?

...from the neverending chaos?

 

[Johbies]

I'd become a better, greener, female-version of the Hulk and end your life.

What would you do if you could control the elements?  

[Demonic Repentance]

How far are you...

Burn people...

What would you do if I ninja'd you?

...from the neverending chaos?

 

[Admiral Derp]

Cry and call you a meanie face!

Ummm... What would you do if I told you I was actually Demyx pretending to be a girl?  

[Johbies]

Shrug my shoulders and continue living.

What would you do if we lived next door to each other?  

[Demonic Repentance]

How far are you...

Come over and glomp you randomly.

What would you do if I accidentally shot you with a tank?

...from the neverending chaos?

 

[Johbies]

I'd be pissed beyond belief. You ******** SHOT me with a TANK.

What would you do if you really had shot me with a tank?  

[Demonic Repentance]

How far are you...

Prob'ly go, "Oh, s**t, oh s**t, I'm a teamkilling ******** would you do if RvB didn't exist?

...from the neverending chaos?

 

[Johbies]

Find other means of entertainment. They're not the only thing out there, you know. O_o;

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