Corrupt a Wish 2

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted, but it turns out he's dead.

I wish my pinky wasn't broken.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted. Now your thumb is.

I wish I remembered what I was going to wish for.  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted, but it turns out you originally wished to know what to wish for, only you forgot because of the redundancy.

I wish that I can actually get onto zOMG beta this week.  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but it crashes the second you log on.

I wish I was accepted for the beta (or zeta, you know what I mean...)  

[Muleferdan]

dracokagebuyo

Granted, but it crashes the second you log on.

I wish I was accepted for the beta (or zeta, you know what I mean...)

Granted but then then your account gets hacked and you can't play on it.

But I can since I was already accepted.

I wish my computer would let me play zOMG!  

[Michael RD]

Muleferdan

dracokagebuyo

Granted, but it crashes the second you log on.

I wish I was accepted for the beta (or zeta, you know what I mean...)

Granted but then then your account gets hacked and you can't play on it.

But I can since I was already accepted.

I wish my computer would let me play zOMG!

Granted but it explodes right after you're finished playing twisted
I wish that I could play Sonic Unleashed already! whee  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted, but for the first time in forever, it turns out to be a good Sonic game, and you die because it blew your fricking mind.

I wish I remembered to put on lotion every day because my hands keep getting really dry and annoying... ninja  

[Muleferdan]

pathetic_negi_magician

Granted, but for the first time in forever, it turns out to be a good Sonic game, and you die because it blew your fricking mind.

I wish I remembered to put on lotion every day because my hands keep getting really dry and annoying... ninja

Granted but the only reason you remember is because you've been thrown in a hole, and you have to put the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

I wish I had super powers.  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but your power is to levitate half of a millimeter off the ground...

I wish I had an army of completely obedient ants similar to those from the Crystal Skull, you know, the Indiana Jones movie...  

[Drake_XIV]

dracokagebuyo

Granted, but your power is to levitate half of a millimeter off the ground...

I wish I had an army of completely obedient ants similar to those from the Crystal Skull, you know, the Indiana Jones movie...

Which I release on October 20th, my birthday.  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

ninja No wish, so you get killed for not fulfilling the only obligation you had.

I wish the guy before me had made a wish, so he wouldn't be dead.  

[Drake_XIV]

God, this means I have to kill myself...or not...

Granted, I stay alive, but the rampaging ants still go out and somehow only kill you and drop dead before harming anyone else.  

[KRaZyAmmo]

You didn't wish for something too. So rampaging ants also goes out and kills you somehow.

I wish the next person will actually wish for a wish that wishes for wish and got a grannysmith.  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted. The apple turns out to be a grenade, which I use to stop those rampaging ants from killing me and direct at everyone else.

I wish the ants turned to lions...  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted. But not lions, but instead copies of the game Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions. You get crushed by the sheer mass of them.

I wish that I was somehow running for president of the United States and won. (with Michael RD as the VP... ha!)