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dont drop the soap  

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lol you sick s**t lol  

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lol  

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Chuck Norris once ate an 80 pound steak in 1 hour. He spent the first 59 minutes ******** his waitress.  

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eww  

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Chuck Norris once ate an 80 pound steak in 1 hour. He spent the first 59 minutes ******** his waitress.

hah thats funny lol  

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ninja  

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so did he get like indegestion, cuz its unsafe to shove a 80-pound steak down your throat while ******** your waitress mainly cuz the body tenses when the body starts intercourse  

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He's Chuck Norris dude  

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Try Muntex the new headache reliever
Side effects may include: temporary blindness, drooling, itchy skin, loss of fertility, hair loss, and in some rare cases cardiac arrest. Do not take Muntex if you are pregnant, may become pregnant, or if you have green eyes. When taking Muntex you must wait half an hour before coming in contact with sunlight and you must wait 18 hours before having sex. Some people in the past have turned into zombies due to an unknown chemical in Muntex. Ask your doctor if you can apply for Muntex, only your doctor can tell if you really have a headache and aren't just retarded.  

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lol and even Chuck Norris cant just stop like that cuz well he just cant  

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I went to NYC once and I got in the subway, and when the train started moving I hadn't grabbed onto anything and I fell into a seat with some ladies dog in it, and all hell broke loose.  

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lol  

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willopeenes  

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WACKA WACKA wanna explain what happend WACKA WACKA