Why you divorced the person above you!

[Necrodancer Ghost]

^Fed my mogwai.

 

[SADERR]

Gave me a papercut.  

[Necrodancer Ghost]

^Scratched off December 22, 2012 from the Mayan calendar.

 

[SADERR]

^Ate the red smarties first.  

[Necrodancer Ghost]

^Alphabetized my yellow Skittles.

 

[Awesome Akwardness]

^ Only gave birth to daughters when I clearly asked for a son.  

[Henneth Annun]

^ ignored the fact that I gave her 12 sons  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^ Turns out I was the mother(father?) of only 6 of them. emo  

[Henneth Annun]

^ The six that were yours had super powers. That should count for something.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^ Had delusions of babies with super powers... She ended up throwing all 6 of them out of windows of very tall buildings in hopes they could fly.

...


Now our babies are merely stains on the sidewalk. emo  

[Henneth Annun]

^ bought into what They told her when They actually took away our babies for special "testing"

ninja  

[Whisper Gently]

^
Watches porn.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^ Refused to watch porn with me.  

[Henneth Annun]

^ Oddly enough, has a Puritan fetish.

Puritans aren't into porn. They're into scenic promenades.