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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:11 pm
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If only half of those stories were true, we have a serious problem that require military attention.


Also, I don't condone book burning but for a book like this.
Light 'em up.

Can we burn the Twitards too?
I have a theory I want to test and that is;
Fan girls as an alternative fuel source.
I guarantee that there wouldn't be so much extreme hatred of the book if there weren't so many extremist fans out there. Without the extremist fans out there it's just another crappy book. The cultish obsession makes it the problem.



I suppose.

I guess we'll just burn the extremist fans.

But from the reading on the TwilightSUCKS! website that the book is bad all'round, might be helpful to burn it anyway.

Stephen King actually bashed the Twilight author saying "she can't write worth a darn" (it was a headline, i didn't read the article itself).

And yeah from what i've heard the book is medicore to begin with. But i will never know because i'm not reading it for two reasons: 1. All the physco-fan BS and 2. I have an Ex named Bella and it would make me feel really akward reading that book.
He was comparing JK Rowling and Stephanie Meyer. He said something like "They're both children's authors, but the difference is, Jo is a great writer. Stephanie... she can't write worth a darn."

OWNED.

Also, the actor who played Edward in the movie gave a review of the book saying when he read through it he was absolutely convinced that Stephanie thought she was Bella and the entire thing was a wet dream.

RE-OWNED.  
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:48 am
It's not just owned, it's PWNED!


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:52 pm
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It's not just owned, it's PWNED!


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What else did they do besides duct tape everything?  

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:17 am
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It's not just owned, it's PWNED!


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What else did they do besides duct tape everything?



Well, it looks like they tied strings from the bottle to his arms...

Tape all over his hair and s**t.
They probably wrote on his face too.  
PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:42 pm
FRENCH FAIL  

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:07 pm
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You heavily implied it.

Yeaaaah. There was one case of a twifag breaking open a seven-year-old girl's fishtank and stomping her goldfish to death. The babysitter who'd been in another room at the time flipped the ******** out and broke the twifag's nose.
With today being the 10th anniversary of the Columbine massacre I'm expecting a school shooting today somewhere in the states. I know what you mean with the heavy implications. That s**t's taken seriously.

The twifag deserved it, but I'll bet the babysitter got in trouble. =(
Oh joy, what better time for the 10th than the middle of a mass-shooting epidemic.

Surprisingly, no. The twifag tried to pass it off as an accident, and the seven year old said, and I quote, "That is bullshit! She threw [the goldfish] and stepped on him!"

Here's the full list. The one about someone getting acid thrown in their face has been deleted, which makes me question its truthfulness.


If only half of those stories were true, we have a serious problem that require military attention.


Also, I don't condone book burning but for a book like this.
Light 'em up.

Can we burn the Twitards too?
All you have to do is wait around Hot Topic with a can of Axe and a Zippo. In fact, how 'bout we just lock them IN, along with all the emos, and just torch it? I can get my band T-shirts elsewhere.  
PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:13 pm
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:05 pm
Gaia's bail out event.  
PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:13 pm
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Gaia's bail out event.


Really? They have/had a bailout event?  

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:16 pm
yup  
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:03 pm
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The worst part about this, IMO, is that they cut the chair in half instead of dumping ice on his junk.  
PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:30 pm
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The worst part about this, IMO, is that they cut the chair in half instead of dumping ice on his junk.



They could have cut his balls off.
The deck chair's life would have been saved and this guy's stupidity wouldn't infect the rest of the world.

On second thought, maybe the deck chair wanted to die.  

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:47 pm
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The worst part about this, IMO, is that they cut the chair in half instead of dumping ice on his junk.



They could have cut his balls off.
The deck chair's life would have been saved and this guy's stupidity wouldn't infect the rest of the world.

On second thought, maybe the deck chair wanted to die.
I don't know if that counts as stupidity.  
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