Fortunes In Bed...

[MystiBlu]

I can't begin to tell you how appropriate this one is at the moment!

Your everlasting patience will be rewarded sooner or later... in bed!  

[abandoned_nr_5448214]

Eat something you never tried before... in bed
gonk !?!? Innuendo!!!  

[MystiBlu]

LMAO @ ^^^^^


A friend asks only for your time, not your money...in bed

yeah cuz if they asked for your money, you would be their client not their friend....LoL  

[chidorilash]

I got two from the other day, and one I remember getting from when I was in school last year.

-There is no better joy than yourself...in bed (um...awkward moment)

-There's an opportunity waiting at the foot of your life...in bed (that doesn't make sense >.<)

-You will be victim to the pain of love...in bed (omg...another awkward moment)

 

[Wintryicegoddess]

I went get a virtual fortune cookie online...

The smart thing to do is to start trusting your intuition...in bed. lol  

[abandoned_nr_5448214]

When the moment comes, take the top one in bed.  

[MystiBlu]

Thats one of my faves too ^^^^ LOL




If your desires are not extravagant they will be granted...in bed


I guess the key is not to get to extravagant..... Ummmmm....define please?! LOL  

[Joeyfish5]

MystiBlu

Thats one of my faves too ^^^^ LOL




If your desires are not extravagant they will be granted...in bed


I guess the key is not to get to extravagant..... Ummmmm....define please?! LOL

Dont ask for too much i guess... be happy with the litte things in life... big things come in small packages... lean towards the little guy... XP lol jm

You will find unhappiness and much pain tommorw... in bed  

[MystiBlu]

A secret admirer will soon send you a sign of affection... in bed  

[Joeyfish5]

Aim to for high places in bed  

[abandoned_nr_5448214]

The one who snores will always fall asleep first...  

[MystiBlu]

YaY for take out!!!!

The important thing is to never stop questioning...in bed
(better be asking the right questions, or that could get annoying quick!)

If you live out of your imagination, you live out of your potential(now thats what Im talking bout!)  

[MystiBlu]

I love chinese take out!

Your flair for the creative takes an important place in your life ... in bed!  

[xxpaperprincessxx]

Your present plans are going to succeed... In bed
Fortune cookie says: "Your breath smells like Chinese food!"... In bed
Trust him, but still keep your eyes open... In bed biggrin That one works!
Attention should be paid to your home... In bed  

[PuertooRicannLoverr]

went on that site...hate chinese takeout except for janbo. did go to a fortune factory field trip once in 5th grade. ran into a pole! got sick of fortune cookies though so it wasnt all fun.

i feel like posting 10 of them:
1)give yourself some peace and quiet for at least a few hours in bed.
2)you will recieve a gift from someone that cares about you in bed.
3)love thy neighbor, just dont get caught in bed.
4)love because it is the only true adventure in bed.
5)humor is an affirmation of dignity in bed.
6)you can fix it with a little extra energy and a positive attitude in bed.
7)you will enjoy good health, you will be surrounded by luxury in bed.
cool listen to life, and you will hear the voice of life crying "Be!" in bed.
9)today you should be a passenger. stay close to a driver for a day in bed.
10)you should be able to make money and hold onto it in bed.

favorite thread everr xd