You know you watch too much anime if...

[Elzingaiv]

you know you watch too much anime when you go to a vespa dealership asking about it's mpg during interstellar travel, or ask the guy at the musicshop about the N.O. needed to wield the guitars on sale.  

[Ayanami Rei First Child]

You know you watch too much Anime when you try calling every phone number imaginable in japan, so that you can reach the Goddess Relief Hotline to get yourself a wish whee  

[Elzingaiv]

You know you watch too much anime when you assume that a new student/coworker must be a plot device signaling the start of some grand adventure.  

[Ayanami Rei First Child]

You know you watch too much Anime when you get into a car accident so you can get an experimental cyborg body twisted  

[Angel Marie Luna]

You know you watch to much anime when you watch the japanese versions of the shows and actually learn japanese  

[Ayanami Rei First Child]

Nice one!

You know you watch too much Anime when you learn how to turn people into catpeople whee  

[Talim656]

You know you watch too much anime when you start yelling crazy things like: "Oh, Russia you silly vodka lover!~", "Feliciano! Pastaaaaaa!~" and, "Italy gave Germany his undies, when they were babies!~", in the middle of history class.  

[Ayanami Rei First Child]

You know you watch too much DUBBED Anime when you go to Japan and are confused when people can't speak English xd  

[Angel Marie Luna]

YOu know if you watch to much anime if your in the middle of class and the teacher calls on you you start singing the theme song to your favorite anime  

[Talim656]

You know you watch too much anime if you realize while your typing this that you can't watch too much anime~  

[Ayanami Rei First Child]

You know you watch too much Anime when you decide to turn your girlfriend/boyfriend into a trap! whee  

[Talim656]

You know you what too much anime when you try to make your school life be filled with yaoi, by trying to get two of your friends to kiss.  

[Ayanami Rei First Child]

You know you watch too much Anime when you think you were born Asian xd  

[Talim656]

You know you watch too much anime when you think your cat is a spirit that can talk and that he/she's there to lead you on a journey/adventure.  

[Ayanami Rei First Child]

You know you watch too much Anime when you wonder why no one at your school has heard of Hell Girl whee