CORRUPT-A-WISH

[Dornkus]

Granted! It's bedazzled, always drops calls and you can only choose girly pop songs as your ringtone.

I wish my finger didn't hurt.  

[Zizzykitty]

Granted!
You now feel nothing from the numbingly strong pain killers you are now horribly addicted to. Good luck in rehab.

I wish my government teacher had hair.  

[VampressLeona]

AW Zizzy...ill be your friend! lol

Granted your government teacher comes in the next day with a full head of hair, the next day he has hair growing out the sleeves of his shirt....and the next he looks like cousin it....the day after that....the room can barely contain his hairiness.

I wish for no-one at the party i am hosting tonight to break any of my stuff or eat my food.  

[Zizzykitty]

B-but Death already claimed me.
I'm HIS friend.

Granted!
No one shows up.
Aww...

I wish Gaia would fix their economy.  

[Death Shikaku]

How in the hell am I supposed to grant that? It'll never happen!

*ahem*
Granted! Gaia now has fixed the economy! For themselves! Now you'll have to pay a dollar for ever thousanth gold you make. (Wait, does that even make sense?)

I wish that I was invincible and nothing at all could destroy or hurt me in any way.  

[Zizzykitty]

Granted!
Science will be coming shortly to take you away for research. You will never see your loved ones ever again.

I wish I was a dragon that breathes fire!  

[Death Shikaku]

Granted!
But shortly after your shot out of the sky by numerous hunters and your bones shall be used in museums.

I wish I was a pirate.  

[0Moon_Maiden0]

Granted! But your captian believes you're conspiring against him and sends you to Davy Jones Locker....

I wish I was in the next Transformer movie.  

[Zizzykitty]

Granted!
It must be cramped in that DVD, have fun trying to get out.

I wish I was pretty!  

[VampressLeona]

aww I bet your plenty purty!

Granted! you a a pretty flower and some kid walks by and also thinks you are pretty ...he picks you...you slowly die within a few days.

I wish that people would invite me to more things, I always here about it second hand....  

[Zizzykitty]

Granted!
You are now invited to everything. Your schedule fills up. Within a month you've lost thirty pounds and are losing hair from the stress of your schedule.

I wish I had a sibling!  

[Fate-J]

Granted!

He/she annoys the hell out of you. You got so frustrated you turn crazy and was sent to the mental hospital neutral

I wish I can concentrate on my revision for end of years and not log on to distracting websites!  

[Zizzykitty]

Granted!
Your internet explodes.

I wish my body converted food to energy more efficiently!  

[0Moon_Maiden0]

*thinks*

Granted! You're magically transformed into a vehicle that runs on fuel made from veggies!

I wish for Moonlight a eat the most delicious muffin.

((I so enjoy involving you people in my wishes for some reason......lol))  

[Zizzykitty]

(That just makes me more eco friendly, not fuel efficient. D: )

Granted!
Moonlight just ate the most delicious muffin ever. But it gave her food poisoning and she spent all of the next day puking.

I wish Moon were a puppy! blaugh