~Corrupt A Wish~ (As seen on Chatterbox)

[Imfl Olcutee]

Granted, but then he grows up so fast, that he soon never wants to play with you... (sorry, Momma)

I wish I could grab Amy by the waist, pick her up, and drag her here!

 

[Mommalette]

Aidans a girl and...
Granted but then after a while she wants to go back home.

I wish my Lo would pay back the oral sex I give him with oral sex for me!  

[Imfl Olcutee]

Oh, sorry Momma... lol
Granted, but while giving you oral sex, he gets sick and pukes inside you.... EEEEW!

I wish I didn't have an ache in my neck.

 

[Mommalette]

Granted, but some one drops a rock on your toe so you forget about the pain in your neck

I wish I had a pickle... 4laugh  

[Imfl Olcutee]

Granted, but it turns out being rotten and so you throw it away.

I wish something bad didn't just happen to my girlfriend...

 

[Mommalette]

*aw wanna talk about it?*
Granted but the bad thing that happened to her happened to you...

I wish I had another baby..(dont make it a mean granted plealse)  

[Imfl Olcutee]

*Eh, she got mugged.... her handbag with her wallet and s**t was taken.*

Granted, but it feels like time flies so quickly, and he/she is already off to college in a different state ._. (best I could do, Momma)

I wish I wasn't pissed off right now..

 

[Mommalette]

Imfl Olcutee

*Eh, she got mugged.... her handbag with her wallet and s**t was taken.*

Granted, but it feels like time flies so quickly, and he/she is already off to college in a different state ._. (best I could do, Momma)


I wish I wasn't pissed off right now..

Granted, but your so happy it makes you sick

I wish to have an endless supply of cookies and cheeze itz!  

[Juggalette_Kaumi_lee]

Granted but u eat so many cookies and cheese itz u get sick of them and never want to eat them again .

I wish i wasnt so board right now.  

[Imfl Olcutee]

Granted, but you have so many things you can do your head explodes..

I wish I didn't keep getting this sore throat..

 

[Colour Me Horny]

granted, but instead of your measly sore throat, you develop a fatal disease.

i wish it was payday already  

[Imfl Olcutee]

Granted, but you end up spending it all within 5 minutes and don't even realize it..

I wish I could have money to get my lover down here!

 

[Mommalette]

Granted but when she gets down there shes on her period and you can nook-nook

I wish I could get everything done I need to get done for my daughter, ******** medicade. scream