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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:27 am
It's all my faults! ;~; C'mon, llama Charles! Let's go and never comes back!

Charles Jr.: Nyerrrggg! -spits and runs off into the sunset (and inevitably, oncoming traffic)-

Crap! Llama! Comes back! D;
 
PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:28 am
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut

He wasn't bad for Toki, he made Toki laugh and gave him some good memories. Admit it, you hate Toki!

*Slightly scared, as he thought Ofdensen was a p***y. Stills, he spits, and jabs.*

RIPOSTE, BEYOTCH!


[Ha, so am I. This is pretty cool]

I don't hate Toki. I hate clowns that do cocaine.

*Parries, jabbing back*


A likely story, coming from a gay robot. I saw you touching Nathans' hair.

*Cuts his finger, cries, stabs at that dumb p***k Ofdensen with a malicious, psycho-Santa fury only Mrs. Clause would know of, because she needs to calm the ******** down and stop bitching about all the ******** elves. Seriously, they're my employees, shut the ******** up woman.*

*Parries, blinking as he pauses, seemingly in thought... and takes advantage of his momentary immobility, stabbing at his torso forcefully*

[Lmao.]  

CFO Charles Ofdensen
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:34 am
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut

He wasn't bad for Toki, he made Toki laugh and gave him some good memories. Admit it, you hate Toki!

*Slightly scared, as he thought Ofdensen was a p***y. Stills, he spits, and jabs.*

RIPOSTE, BEYOTCH!


[Ha, so am I. This is pretty cool]

I don't hate Toki. I hate clowns that do cocaine.

*Parries, jabbing back*


A likely story, coming from a gay robot. I saw you touching Nathans' hair.

*Cuts his finger, cries, stabs at that dumb p***k Ofdensen with a malicious, psycho-Santa fury only Mrs. Clause would know of, because she needs to calm the ******** down and stop bitching about all the ******** elves. Seriously, they're my employees, shut the ******** up woman.*

*Parries, blinking as he pauses, seemingly in thought... and takes advantage of his momentary immobility, stabbing at his torso forcefully*

[Lmao.]


Ah! My fantastic abs! You scratched me Ofdensen!

*Looks down at abs, weeps for what could be, and throws a god damn chair at Ofdensen, that p***k.*
 
PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:38 am
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut

He wasn't bad for Toki, he made Toki laugh and gave him some good memories. Admit it, you hate Toki!

*Slightly scared, as he thought Ofdensen was a p***y. Stills, he spits, and jabs.*

RIPOSTE, BEYOTCH!


[Ha, so am I. This is pretty cool]

I don't hate Toki. I hate clowns that do cocaine.

*Parries, jabbing back*


A likely story, coming from a gay robot. I saw you touching Nathans' hair.

*Cuts his finger, cries, stabs at that dumb p***k Ofdensen with a malicious, psycho-Santa fury only Mrs. Clause would know of, because she needs to calm the ******** down and stop bitching about all the ******** elves. Seriously, they're my employees, shut the ******** up woman.*

*Parries, blinking as he pauses, seemingly in thought... and takes advantage of his momentary immobility, stabbing at his torso forcefully*

[Lmao.]


Ah! My fantastic abs! You scratched me Ofdensen!

*Looks down at abs, weeps for what could be, and throws a god damn chair at Ofdensen, that p***k.*

*Looks up, caught off guard, and is hit with the chair; stumbles back*
 

CFO Charles Ofdensen
Vice Captain


Confectionery Pastry

PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:39 am
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut

He wasn't bad for Toki, he made Toki laugh and gave him some good memories. Admit it, you hate Toki!

*Slightly scared, as he thought Ofdensen was a p***y. Stills, he spits, and jabs.*

RIPOSTE, BEYOTCH!


[Ha, so am I. This is pretty cool]

I don't hate Toki. I hate clowns that do cocaine.

*Parries, jabbing back*


A likely story, coming from a gay robot. I saw you touching Nathans' hair.

*Cuts his finger, cries, stabs at that dumb p***k Ofdensen with a malicious, psycho-Santa fury only Mrs. Clause would know of, because she needs to calm the ******** down and stop bitching about all the ******** elves. Seriously, they're my employees, shut the ******** up woman.*

*Parries, blinking as he pauses, seemingly in thought... and takes advantage of his momentary immobility, stabbing at his torso forcefully*

[Lmao.]


Ah! My fantastic abs! You scratched me Ofdensen!

*Looks down at abs, weeps for what could be, and throws a god damn chair at Ofdensen, that p***k.*

*Looks up, caught off guard, and is hit with the chair; stumbles back*


Hahaha! The upperhand belongs to me, Ofdensen! Time to get... REDONKULES!

*Throws a hadouken*
 
PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:43 am
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut


A likely story, coming from a gay robot. I saw you touching Nathans' hair.

*Cuts his finger, cries, stabs at that dumb p***k Ofdensen with a malicious, psycho-Santa fury only Mrs. Clause would know of, because she needs to calm the ******** down and stop bitching about all the ******** elves. Seriously, they're my employees, shut the ******** up woman.*

*Parries, blinking as he pauses, seemingly in thought... and takes advantage of his momentary immobility, stabbing at his torso forcefully*

[Lmao.]


Ah! My fantastic abs! You scratched me Ofdensen!

*Looks down at abs, weeps for what could be, and throws a god damn chair at Ofdensen, that p***k.*

*Looks up, caught off guard, and is hit with the chair; stumbles back*


Hahaha! The upperhand belongs to me, Ofdensen! Time to get... REDONKULES!

*Throws a hadouken*

*Shakes head, regaining composure* Hadouken? *Spins rapier in hand, ducking around it and running at him*

[xDDDD Hadouken!]
 

CFO Charles Ofdensen
Vice Captain


Confectionery Pastry

PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:44 am
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut


A likely story, coming from a gay robot. I saw you touching Nathans' hair.

*Cuts his finger, cries, stabs at that dumb p***k Ofdensen with a malicious, psycho-Santa fury only Mrs. Clause would know of, because she needs to calm the ******** down and stop bitching about all the ******** elves. Seriously, they're my employees, shut the ******** up woman.*

*Parries, blinking as he pauses, seemingly in thought... and takes advantage of his momentary immobility, stabbing at his torso forcefully*

[Lmao.]


Ah! My fantastic abs! You scratched me Ofdensen!

*Looks down at abs, weeps for what could be, and throws a god damn chair at Ofdensen, that p***k.*

*Looks up, caught off guard, and is hit with the chair; stumbles back*


Hahaha! The upperhand belongs to me, Ofdensen! Time to get... REDONKULES!

*Throws a hadouken*

*Shakes head, regaining composure* Hadouken? *Spins rapier in hand, ducking around it and running at him*

[xDDDD Hadouken!]

*Is so stunned that Ofdensen, that p***k, isn't on fire from that HADOUKEN that he has nothing witty or stupid to say.

Why?

*Having no idea why, he runs as well*


[Gotta love some SF reference.]  
PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:49 am
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut


Ah! My fantastic abs! You scratched me Ofdensen!

*Looks down at abs, weeps for what could be, and throws a god damn chair at Ofdensen, that p***k.*

*Looks up, caught off guard, and is hit with the chair; stumbles back*


Hahaha! The upperhand belongs to me, Ofdensen! Time to get... REDONKULES!

*Throws a hadouken*

*Shakes head, regaining composure* Hadouken? *Spins rapier in hand, ducking around it and running at him*

[xDDDD Hadouken!]

*Is so stunned that Ofdensen, that p***k, isn't on fire from that HADOUKEN that he has nothing witty or stupid to say.

Why?

*Having no idea why, he runs as well*


[Gotta love some SF reference.]

*Is on fire, but is ignoring it... like the badass that he is.*
 

CFO Charles Ofdensen
Vice Captain


Confectionery Pastry

PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:52 am
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut


Ah! My fantastic abs! You scratched me Ofdensen!

*Looks down at abs, weeps for what could be, and throws a god damn chair at Ofdensen, that p***k.*

*Looks up, caught off guard, and is hit with the chair; stumbles back*


Hahaha! The upperhand belongs to me, Ofdensen! Time to get... REDONKULES!

*Throws a hadouken*

*Shakes head, regaining composure* Hadouken? *Spins rapier in hand, ducking around it and running at him*

[xDDDD Hadouken!]

*Is so stunned that Ofdensen, that p***k, isn't on fire from that HADOUKEN that he has nothing witty or stupid to say.

Why?

*Having no idea why, he runs as well*


[Gotta love some SF reference.]

*Is on fire, but is ignoring it... like the badass that he is.*


*Is ALWAYS on fire, but with the flame known as awesome, unlike Ofdensen... Who is a p***k.*  
PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:57 am
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut


Hahaha! The upperhand belongs to me, Ofdensen! Time to get... REDONKULES!

*Throws a hadouken*

*Shakes head, regaining composure* Hadouken? *Spins rapier in hand, ducking around it and running at him*

[xDDDD Hadouken!]

*Is so stunned that Ofdensen, that p***k, isn't on fire from that HADOUKEN that he has nothing witty or stupid to say.

Why?

*Having no idea why, he runs as well*


[Gotta love some SF reference.]

*Is on fire, but is ignoring it... like the badass that he is.*


*Is ALWAYS on fire, but with the flame known as awesome, unlike Ofdensen... Who is a p***k.*

*Decides that Donut is also, indeed, a p***k*
 

CFO Charles Ofdensen
Vice Captain


Confectionery Pastry

PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:00 am
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut


Hahaha! The upperhand belongs to me, Ofdensen! Time to get... REDONKULES!

*Throws a hadouken*

*Shakes head, regaining composure* Hadouken? *Spins rapier in hand, ducking around it and running at him*

[xDDDD Hadouken!]

*Is so stunned that Ofdensen, that p***k, isn't on fire from that HADOUKEN that he has nothing witty or stupid to say.

Why?

*Having no idea why, he runs as well*


[Gotta love some SF reference.]

*Is on fire, but is ignoring it... like the badass that he is.*


*Is ALWAYS on fire, but with the flame known as awesome, unlike Ofdensen... Who is a p***k.*

*Decides that Donut is also, indeed, a p***k*

*Is hurt.*  
PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:01 am
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut

*Is so stunned that Ofdensen, that p***k, isn't on fire from that HADOUKEN that he has nothing witty or stupid to say.

Why?

*Having no idea why, he runs as well*


[Gotta love some SF reference.]

*Is on fire, but is ignoring it... like the badass that he is.*


*Is ALWAYS on fire, but with the flame known as awesome, unlike Ofdensen... Who is a p***k.*

*Decides that Donut is also, indeed, a p***k*

*Is hurt.*

Are we done here?
 

CFO Charles Ofdensen
Vice Captain


Confectionery Pastry

PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:02 am
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut

*Is so stunned that Ofdensen, that p***k, isn't on fire from that HADOUKEN that he has nothing witty or stupid to say.

Why?

*Having no idea why, he runs as well*


[Gotta love some SF reference.]

*Is on fire, but is ignoring it... like the badass that he is.*


*Is ALWAYS on fire, but with the flame known as awesome, unlike Ofdensen... Who is a p***k.*

*Decides that Donut is also, indeed, a p***k*

*Is hurt.*

Are we done here?

This has ended in a stalemate Ofdensen, but mark my words, I will have your job through schenanegins.  
PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:04 am
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut


*Is ALWAYS on fire, but with the flame known as awesome, unlike Ofdensen... Who is a p***k.*

*Decides that Donut is also, indeed, a p***k*

*Is hurt.*

Are we done here?

This has ended in a stalemate Ofdensen, but mark my words, I will have your job through schenanegins.

Shenanigans. I see.

You're very lucky. I almost had to Kamehameha your jolly a**.
 

CFO Charles Ofdensen
Vice Captain


Confectionery Pastry

PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:07 am
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut
CFO Charles Ofdensen
Sugar daddy donut


*Is ALWAYS on fire, but with the flame known as awesome, unlike Ofdensen... Who is a p***k.*

*Decides that Donut is also, indeed, a p***k*

*Is hurt.*

Are we done here?

This has ended in a stalemate Ofdensen, but mark my words, I will have your job through schenanegins.

Shenanigans. I see.

You're very lucky. I almost had to Kamehameha your jolly a**.


Hmm, perhaps, but I would have been forced to call in the Naruto impersonators.
We all know that that isn't wanted... Ever.

Believe it, Ofdensen?  
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