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Blaze Duewater

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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:49 pm

Revenge is something I would hope to never resort to, but it would probably be equal punishment. Whether it be death or theft it would be equal payback. I really wouldn't want to though...

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 5:45 pm

Mortella

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What is your choice method of revenge.

sorry to say i will get revenge for who ever has done me or friends any thing usually im kinda dont so anything forsome reason ppl that mess with me they kinda get hurt with out me doing much but if i were to chose....jejeje sabotage nad or black mailing biggrin

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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:05 am

Question #4 - Revenge!

Answer: I will not exact revenge. That is petty. I am not the judge who matters.

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:30 pm

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What is your choice method of revenge.

Revenge is a tricky thing. See, there of course is the brutal and savage way of just beating the living s**t out of those who wrong you, but that's just not fun, and gets you arrested.

I would rather formulate a crafty and evil plan that makes the person I am getting revenge upon feel so horrible they're suicidal. I won't even have to lay a finger on them, they'll hurt themselves for me. They'll wish they were dead, and their entire life will crumble around them. When all is said and done, hopefully they will realize the error of their ways and not do anything bad to anyone in the future. Either that or they'll have killed themselves.

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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:44 pm

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Describe a page you would write featuring yourself. remember it's only five pannels long.

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:28 pm

Panel 1:

Me: "What kind of animal spins a web?"
Ot: "Uh, spiders?"

2:

Me: "That's right. Turtles!"
Ot: *facepalm*

3:

Me: "And what do vegetarian turtles catch in these webs?"
Ot: "I'm ignoring you..."

4:

Me: "Mice, of course."
Ot: *vein*

5:

Me: "They turn the mice into cash registers."
Ot: "WHAT IN THE %*&$ ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?"

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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 1:02 pm

doom!

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:13 pm

The story I had planned wouldn't fit into 5 panels.....

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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:16 pm

dont know what to put here so ill strip naked - gets naked and dances on the pole-

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:02 pm

well, I was away for several days based on intense personal s**t so I suppose I'm disqualified, huh..?
s'all right.

*curls up in a corner and rocks back and forth*

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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:02 am

gotta fit five pannels or less.

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:56 am

stickfanatic

well, I was away for several days based on intense personal s**t so I suppose I'm disqualified, huh..?
s'all right.

*curls up in a corner and rocks back and forth*

Some of the others have been posting back answers, so I think if you wanted to do that (if you still want to be in the running) you could.

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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:07 pm

(Ok, first off. this has happened to me more then once so I'll just go with it)

1st:

*Randomly Shuffles into the scene, Probably in the middle of a conversation between two others.*

2nd:
Random Fur 1 - Uhm... who are you?

Random Fur 2 - O.o why are you dressed like that?

3rd:

Me: Well uh... I just like to ... hide... And I'm just me... ^_^

4th:

Random fur 3 - *Jumps out of nowhere* HAT! *tackles and steals his hat*

Me: Gah!

5th:

Random Fur 3 starts to Nom on the brim of the Hat while sitting on Jam's back

Me: T.T But that's my hat!

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:31 pm

1st:

*walks outside with tools and lots of wood*

2nd:

*begins building a stand next to sidewalk*

3rd:

*fineshes building and smiles proudly*

4th:

*looks around carfully before pulling out a "Free Huggles" sign and placing it on stand*

5th:

*Is tackled by large group of furs, destroying stand*

(I thought of this being a small comic of sorts)

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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:27 pm

Panel 1:
*Lee walks into the frame from the left. Chris Hanson is standing on the right, and is motioning towards a chair. Lee looks surprised*
Lee: What the hell is going on?
Hanson: I'm Chris Hanson, Dateline NBC. Have a seat over here.

Panel 2:
*Lee is sitting down, looking bewildered. Chris Hanson stands over him with a bunch of papers.*
Hanson: I have conversations of yours from a teen website called Gaia Online dot com. You go by the screen name Psycho Lee, right?
Lee: Yes, and?
Hanson: I have you here talking dirty to a girl named NymphoFurryChick69. It says here "I want to nom on you." What is nom? Some kind of twisted perverted deviant sexual behavior?
Lee: It means you're chewing on something...

Panel 3:
*Hanson looks at Lee with a very serious face. Lee is starting to look rather annoyed*
Hanson: This girl is 20. You're what, 28? Isn't she a little too old for you?
Lee: Um, we're both consenting adults, and age doesn't matter....
Hanson: It says here you wanted to dress her up in a panda outfit and have sex with her...
Lee: I didn't say anything about a panda....
Hanson: *interrupts* Why don't you just admit you're a sick perverted online predator that preys on innocent virginal women online...
Lee: I am not a predator...

Panel 4:
Hanson: You are a sick old man, a very sick deviant.
Lee: I am not, I am just a normal adult male with a normal sex dri...
Hanson: See now you're in denial. Why wouldn't you admit that you get turned on by raping little girls...
Lee: Why won't you just shut up and die already!
Hanson: Ahhhhhh!!!
*The panel shows Lee springing onto Hanson, looking angry, and with claws out. Hanson looks scared to death*

Panel 5:
*Blood and organs fly up from the bottom of the panel, as two police officers come running in through a door far in the background.*
Hanson: Oh gawd my liver!

(and had there been 6 panels allowed *glare* I would have had panel 4 be only talking, with Lee looking really angry, and then panel 5 would be him attacking, and old panel 5 would become panel 6)

PS: this is a spoof based on those who call me a sick predator for being in my late 20s and hitting on consenting, legal adult 20 year old women. And is partially inspired by this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKUkwh8TmM0

The bit about the panda suit is a nod to the Alan Panda scandal.

Also see this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lx9RHo33tI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GfagNo3Op8&feature=related

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