too lazy. ill get the last words:
we gather here today in celebration. we will not mourn, for this was a good console, sticking with us in our days of childhood and providing us with unparalleled entertainment. always there on rainy days, weekends, weekdays, post-breakups, depressing "i have no life" stages, rebellious periods of not listening to parents, times when your supposed to be cleaning or studying, and of course the development of nerd vocabulary. yes, we are very thankful. without you, we would have more friends and maybe a chance at first base. now descend my childhood friend, into the depths of...(where are we?) oh...someones back yard, where the worms and other underground creatures might enjoy your flesh.
now...we party in remembrance!
