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 Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:35 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 4:13 pm
29. You head to Jack Quarterlin's Short Store. The store is designed to cater to midgets. There are midgets everywhere in the store. You wonder just how you're going to pick Jack out of the crowd when suddenly you hear "Hey, it's you!"
You turn to see a 30 year old midget in a suit walking up towards you.
"Hey, where did you end up after that limo ride last night?"
You explain that you would rather not talk about it, and in fact the less you ultimately know about the events of last night, the happier you will be. You ask, instead, if Jack has your pants.
"Yup, you betcha, they're up in the office. Follow me, I'll go get them for you."
You follow Jack up to his office. He ushers you on in, and closes the door behind you. "Sit down." He offers. Uncomfortably, you take a seat. You quickly demand he produce your pants, and he heads to his desk, sits on its edge, reaches down and produces them. However, without handing them to you, he says "You can have them back alright, but you've got to do something for me."
Sickened already, you ask what.
"I need you to let me stick my toes in your armpit."
If you actually want to agree to this request, vote 31.
If you have suffered enough indignities for one 24 hour period, vote 32.
If you'd like to try to attack Jack and seize your pants while he is unconscious, vote 33.
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:35 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 12:50 am
The thought of it makes me laugh... 31! rofl
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Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:48 pm
31. Everything about this is wrong, on so many levels, but you do it. You feel midget toes wiggling in your armpit, and a small part of you dies inside. Thankfully, whatever motivated Jack to do this, he's not acting on it any further than what just happened. He tosses you your pants back. You don't even waste any time, you put them back on, grab your phone, check your wallet, and head out.
A few moments out the door your phone rings. You answer it "Hey, it's Jack Quarterlin. I appreciate you, you know, letting me do that and all. Any time you want to make a quick $20, give me a call and let me know. We can do some more toe-in-armpit stuff."
You may now, at any time, vote "J" instead of the given options in order to call Jack and earn $20.
Now that you have your keys, wallet, and phone back, it's time to figure out what to do.
If you'd like to go to your car, vote 34
If you'd like to be dropped off at home, vote 35
If you'd like to call in to work before doing anything, vote 36
If you'd like to call the doctor before doing anything, vote 37
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Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:07 pm
37 I still wanna be checked...
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Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:58 pm
After that.. I have to agree 37...
Who knows where those feet have been.
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:34 am
37. You call your doctor and inform him of your recent outing. He tells you to go ahead and come on in to the urgent care facility so he can check things out. Your ride insists that you finally take your own car as he had grown very tired of driving you everywhere. He drops you off outside your job where your car has been waiting.
If you would like to walk in and check in with your job, vote 38.
If you think it would be better to head straight to the doctor's office, vote 39.
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 12:18 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 4:51 pm
39.
They probably still thing you're sick at work.
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:08 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:20 pm
39. You head down to the doctor's office and check in. You then sit for several hours in the waiting room. Finally the doctor calls you in. He gives you a thorough physical examination, draws blood, sends it off to the lab, and lets you know they should have answers by sometime tomorrow. You leave the doctor's office and head back to your car.
If you want to go home and get some sleep, vote 40.
If you want to, you know, go do something somewhere, vote 41.
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:52 am
40...
Too much stuff going on... Need rest!
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 8:35 am
40
Crazy day need resting time
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:50 pm
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