Vampire Vending

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

D8 but-but-I THOUGHT I inserted a coin. T^T AWWWW. *gonk*

Oh well...

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You receive a giant bell in order to stun Marcus 'invisible' attacks on you, if the bell breaks you are also insured buckets of silver paint in order to throw on MArcus in order to see him. either that or track him by his footprints he leaves behind if youputit on the ground.

*inserts coin*  

[Lieutenant Turel]

(sounds like someone hates Marcus)

You get an error message. The vending machine does not accept foreign currency. please insert a new coin and try again.

*inserts coin*  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

XD I'm just thinking of it from a logical 'tom and jerry' point of view. I actually like him.

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You receive an authentic 'build a Sarafan kit'. You have the armor set, but unfortunately the soldier was not included.

*inserts coin again, banging on the machine* D< MY CURRENCY IS NOT FOREIGN DAMN YOU!  

[Lieutenant Turel]

The machine sputters. Out comes a full grown Hylden male that has no idea how he got there or who you are. He's dressed in armor and looks powerful. His name is Hash`ak`gik.

*inserts coin*  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

.___. s**t. Errr...*offers him cupcakes*

You receive A long titanium leash, it is attached to a monstrous creature that powered 'The Device' (essentially Janos Audron when he was held captive in the Hylden Realm). Throw it a stick so it may fetch. :3

*inserts coin*  

[Chryssta]

You receive a bloody knife and a heart that is still beating. If you stab it, you end the series. Which do you decide?

*inserts coin and plays fetch with Janos-creature*

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

You receive Kain's clothes that he wore in the beginning of Blood Omen 2. What you will do with them, I do not know.

*inserts coin*  

[ArkRaptor]

You receive one of the teeth from Nupraptor's Skull tower.
I wonder how much money you'd get if you put THIS under your pillow?

*inserts coin*

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

You receive Kain's throne at the base of the Pillars. Beware though as he has no idea you have it...yet

*inserts coin*  

[Chryssta]

*sits in Kain's throne*

You see Kain bearing down on you with a file in his hands. Its full of photos of you in provocative poses in Kain's room, on his bed.
He's pissed.
Perhaps you should run.

*inserts coin*

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

AUGH MY EYES! I did not want to see my own father in these types of poses!

You receive Janos' pants. The weather is a bit colder in Nosgoth right now so he'll be asking for them back from you.

*inserts coin*  

[ArkRaptor]

No, they were pictures of YOU in provocative poses, Turel.

You receive one of the water spouting gargoyles from Rahab's abbey.
Stick it on your roof!

*inserts coin*

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

Sorry read that wrong. Well, why was he looking at nude photos of me? I'm so sexy anyways.

*decorates roof with gargoyle* I'll name it Goliath.

out of the machine pops the Aerie. Don't ask how it fit into the machine but you know have Janos' Aerie. Good luck on paying to upkeep it.

*inserts coin*  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

You receive a Hentai magazine depicting all kinds of tentacle rape. Shockingly enough the elder God is the starin one of them. Let's hope that 'girl' in there was not a photoshop over a true image of Raziel now. o.o

*inserts coin*  

[Chryssta]

You receive a box of homemade dvds. When you begin to watch them, you see that Moebius made them. They are sex vids of him desecrating the Sarafan knights tombs. In other words, Kain's sons. No wonder they hate him. You are now blind and deaf. Enjoy.

*inserts token and hides behind the machine*