Naruto story- anything happens, totally moronic, neverendin

[JhonnyRaincloud]

Ramentopia so he started asking for a piggy back ride from  

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Gai who said no then he asked Kakashi who was looking at  

[Syndactyly]

Gai's lack of pants. An akward silence ensued.  

[Sakura_Chan_Dattebayo]

Lee screasmed "GAI-SENSEI YOUR PANTS THEY'RE. . ."  

[Public Pervert]

SO COOL! WHERE DID YOU GET THEM?!?!?!" And Gai smiled and said boldly...  

[Sakura_Chan_Dattebayo]

"Lee, when the time is right you will get these pants."  

[Syndactyly]

Kakashi for a few moments had recalled such events happening in the past...
That one would appear to be pantless, the next... awesomely dressed.
This happened on another case with Naruto, but that point isn't all that important.
Confused, Kakashi staggered away slowly.

Gai kept booming away, "That's right! You'll get these pants when you become a man!"
Confused, Lee asked, "I'm not now? Would that make me a girl? D:"
"Yes." replied Gai. "Yes you are."  

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"ok lets go to the store and by me some frillypink dresses" screamed lee.
Just then in came...  

[toshiko1]

...Sasuke with Naruto and Sakura. *Looks in mirror* "See I told you these clothes make me look fat!" exclaimed Sasuke. Sakura left to go to Hot Topic and Naruto...  

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ran into babies r us and tried on some clothes, which didn't fit because  

[Sakura_Chan_Dattebayo]

he ate to much ramen. .  

[toshiko1]

So while Naruto was trying to find some clothes at babies R us he discovered after all these years he wasn't a baby anymore. So then he...  

[Calm_b4_th_storm]

wanted to ride the big rollercoaster at the theme park, but when he got to the front of the line, he was to short to ride so he went to the little rollercaoster ( for babies) and was the perfect size. So while he was enjoying the roolercaoster, Sasuke and Sakura...  

[Sakura_Chan_Dattebayo]

were on th big roller coaster staring at naruto. . . .  

[Syndactyly]

Chouji threw up his lunch in the order he ate it in: a sandwhich, some ramen, sushi, mashed taters and of course to top it off some chips. All came out whole. surprised

Meanwhile, Sasuke and Sakura got off the rollercoaster. Sasuke started going on the, "I am a skinny b*****d like Sakura" diet. Proud, Sakura helped him through the vigorous diet.
Naruto started to get sick on the small rollercoaster and hugged Kakashi tightly.