Crix Madine Facts

[NickCpointless]

The vongs real plan was to kill everyone except Crix Madine  

[Nelowulf]

HK-47 once met Crix Madine. It was the only human whom he never called "meatbag".  

[Darkened Angel]

Crix Madine invented Crix Madine Rules in Pazaak. In it, each loss means you take a roundhouse kick to the face. Also, it includes The Crix special card- Crix Madine simply slams his hand down and instantly wins, as well as sending the table straight through the floor and out the other end of the planet, assuming it doesn't disintergrate on impact from the initial slam.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Crix Madine can keep Kenny from dying.  

[Shinn Matsunaga]

Crix Madine traveled back in time just to give Exar Kun a wedge.  

[Darkened Angel]

Crix Madine once took out an Eclipse class SD with a YT-1300. The thing is, his ship was just a cardboard box with " YT-1300 " written on the side, and his lasers were spitwads.  

[Nelowulf]

Yoda refers to Crix when he says, "No, there is another".  

[Sol Walker]

Crix taught the Givin how to survive in Vacum.  

[Nelowulf]

The Sun Crusher could only be destroyed by one thing, Crix Madine. The whole Maw Black Hole theory was simply used to explain why it couldnt' be televised.  

[NickCpointless]

Crix Madine is the matrix

Crix Madine built the temple of doom  

[Sol Walker]

Crix Madine competes in Gladiator walker competitions without a walker.
He is the current intergalactic champion.  

[Nelowulf]

Crix Madine swallows Lightsabers whole.... And shits them out still ignited, without a scratch.  

[Darkened Angel]

Crix Madine once walked around Telos with a hard-on. There were no survivors.  

[Mitth_raw_nuruodo]

Crix Madine plays Shockball with the galaxy