Oichi giggled, shifting. "Little White Bird, did you catch him finally?" she murmured. "He's smiling..." Ranmaru glanced at Oichi, confused. "Huh?"
Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:49 am
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Disregarging her condom statement what is a condom?!?Sebastian grinned inwardly, feeding off of her distress. Outwardly, however, he bent down on one knee and pulling out a handkerchief and cleaning off her face. "That won't do, Oujo-sama. Do not apologize to me; I am just your butler. You must treat me as such." With this he stands up, disregarding the mess and puts his mistress' clothes on her. Sebastian, carefully, helps his mistress stand up. "Are you feeling well, Oujo-sama? If you are, I should take you to the dining hall; you must be hungry after last night's adventures."
☬Grell finally wakes up, quite stiff and disoriented. He yawns a couple of times before he actually picks himself up off of the ground. He spends the next 15-20 minutes getting ready for the day (putting his makeup on and the like) before he finally stands before a mirror and approving of what he sees and finally walks out, chainsaw in hand. He hums a diddy from somewhere.☬
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V ~(I saw this, and I thought it was a fantastic description of Grell)~ V ( Yes, I screamed ) ( Yes, I died inside )
Things Grell Sutcliff Can No Longer Do
1. No longer allowed to flirt with any of my colleagues. 2. It doesn't matter if they set off my 'hunk radar'. 3. Not allowed to drape myself over desks. 4. No, not even my own desk. 5. And especially not William's desk. 6. William's lap is not a chair. 7. Neither is Eric's lap. 8. Alan has full permission to reap me if I so much as look at Eric without good reason. 9. 'But he's so manly' is not good reason, no matter how much I argue. 10. Not allowed to spike anyone's tea or coffee. 11. Not allowed to ask Ronald to do it for me. 12. No longer allowed to get drunk. 13. Not allowed to get anyone else drunk. 14. Especially not William. 15. Not allowed to paint everyone's death scythes red. 16. It doesn't matter if it makes them look beautiful. 17. My paperwork is not optional. 18. Neither is it to be used as airplanes, boats, hats, etc. 19. It doesn't matter if Eric and Ronald were doing it too. 20. Not allowed to switch my uniform for a dress. 21. Not allowed to switch anyone else's uniform for a dress. 22. No, not even Alan's. 23. It doesn't matter that Eric liked it. 24. Not allowed to come to work in booty shorts. 25. They do not make my a** look fabulous. 26. Not allowed to hide under William's desk. 27. Not allowed to give anyone a lap dance. 28. Not allowed to pole dance using William's scythe as the pole. 29. If I so much as think of the name 'Sebastian', William will stab me through the skull. 30. That is not to be taken sexually. 31. I am not pregnant with William's love child. 32. Neither am I pregnant with Sebastian's love child. 33. Nor am I pregnant with Eric's love child. 34. I will never be pregnant with someone's love child. 35. William's death scythe is not compensating for something. 36. Not allowed to try and pull down William's trousers to prove this. 37. Not allowed to joyride on Ronald's lawnmower. 38. Especially not in the office. 39. Not allowed to jam the lawnmower with papers when it crashes and injures me. 40. Not allowed to sneak up on people while humming the Jaws theme. 41. Especially not Alan. 42. Because if I make him have another attack, Eric has every right to strangle me. 43. Claude is not the love child of William and Sebastian. 44. Not allowed to ask William how he got Sebastian into bed. 45. Not allowed to make dolls of my colleagues and then do inappropriate things with them. 46. William does not have a scythe up his a**. 47. Neither does he need to get laid. 48. Not allowed to glomp anyone. 49. Not allowed to give anyone a make over. 50. Especially not while they are asleep. 51. Not allowed to decorate my office. 52. Not allowed to decorate anyone else's office. 53. Not allowed to cook for anyone. 54. The kitchen is off limits to me. 55. I do not have the authority to add names to the 'To Die' list. 56. I especially cannot add Ciel to the 'To Die' list. 57. He is not a boyfriend stealer. 58. Not allowed to hurt anyone for calling me a man. 59. No matter how much I argue, I am male and will be referred to as such. 60. Not allowed to hide William's glasses. 61. Even if it is funny when he starts yelling at the walls. 62. Not allowed to proclaim loudly in the office that Eric needs his legs waxing. 63. Not allowed to then offer to do it for him. 64. Because he will knock all my teeth out. 65. Breaking a nail is not a reason to skip work. 66. Neither is a bad hair day. 67. Not allowed to hump anyone or anything in the office. 68. It does not count as exercise. 69. Not allowed to hide in my office and make noises of a questionable nature. 70. Not allowed to hide in anyone else's office and do the same thing. 71. My chainsaw is not a toy. 72. Neither is it to be used for activities of a questionable nature. 73. Not allowed to sing R-Rated. Ever. 74. Not allowed to get a cat just so Sebastian will talk to me. 75. Not allowed to dress up as a cat either. 76. Not allowed to hire out my colleagues as gardeners. 77. Not allowed to sneak into William's house. 78. Stealing William's house key and making a copy to let myself in anytime I please counts as sneaking in. 79. Just because Eric's hair is braided on one side does not mean I'm allowed to braid the rest of it. 80. It would not make him look pretty. 81. Ronald does not need 'the talk'. 82. No longer allowed bananas. 83. Not allowed to put anyone in the naughty corner 84. Or on the naughty step. 85. Not allowed to turn my desk into a fort. 86. Not allowed to organize snowball fights in the office. 87. Especially not with real snow. 88. Not allowed to doodle on anyone's face if they fall asleep at their desks. 89. Not allowed to write naughty words either. 90. Not allowed to hide snakes in Eric's office. 91. Especially not real ones. 92. Not allowed to set up a Shinigami Host Club. 93. William is not Kyouya. 94. I am not Tamaki. 95. Neither is Ronald. 96. Alan is not Hunny, therefore I shouldn't force feed him cake. 97. Because Eric will kill me if I make Alan sick or get another cavity again. 98. No longer allowed chocolate sauce. 99. Eric is not a gorilla who escaped from the zoo. 100. Getting him bananas for his birthday is probably a bad idea. 101. So is setting up a tire swing in his office. 102. Ronald's name is not Alfred. 103. Neither is it America. 104. Not allowed to leave hamburgers in his office. 105. I am not allowed a Death Note. 106. Not allowed to replace everyone's scythes with Death Notes. 107. It doesn't matter if it makes our job easier. 108. If I offer to mow anyone's lawn, I'd better be talking about the grass. 109. If I think of something and giggle for more than five minutes, I'm to assume I'm not allowed to do/say it. 110. Not allowed to sneak into Phantomhive Manor, steal Sebastian's pants and then wear them shouting 'I'm in Sebas-Chan's pants!'. 111. Not allowed to steal anything of Sebastian's. Period. 112. Glitter and Sequins are a privilege, not a right. 113. New recruits are not to be used as personal slaves. 114. If I'm chosen to be a mentor, clickers and biscuit treats are not appropriate training methods. 115. It doesn't matter if it actually made them learn quicker, they are Shinigami, not dogs. 116. Not allowed to refer to new recruits as 'mommy's little darlings'. 117. Ronald is not my son. 118. Neither is Alan. 119. Must not refer to the Higher Ups as 'Impotent old geezers'. 120. Or 'Senile old gits' 121. Not allowed to touch Undertaker's pink pen. The results would be catastrophic. 122. Not allowed to offer sexual favours to get out of overtime. I should know by now that William never accepts them. 123. Not allowed to show any evidence that disproves that statement. 125. Eric's saw does not make him a lumberjack. 126. Therefore, I shouldn't ask him if he wears suspenders and a bra. 127. Offering to lend him some is also a bad idea. 128. No one wants to touch my Tra La La. 129. Or my Ding Ding Dong.
•☆〖 Ⓛ σ c α т ι σ и 〗;【 Ⓘ n s i d e ; Ⓓ o r m # 1 】
•☆〖 Ⓜ σ σ ם ℓ є т 〗;【 Ⓑ l u s h n g 】
•☆;Ⓐnnabelle's nose began bleeding as he put her clothing over her lingerie, her mouth twitching slightly as her bra was covered up by a comfortable white shirt;•❝Uf you are my humble servant...❞•she said proudly, her small booty shorts swinging in the air as she made an attempt at a very sexual pose•❝...Then let's have babies❞•she smiled, pulling Sebastian close to her, claiming rightfully hers as she cuddled him gently.
Sebastian grinned mischievously and leaned forward and embraced his master. He whispered into her ear just after slowly licking her neck. "My Lady, is that an order?"Sebastian sighed outwardly, resisting the urge to press his fingers to his temple. Instead his hands remain at his side, and he replies "Pardon me My lady, but you must eat." As he continues, a look settles upon his face that leaves no room for argument. "Please refrain for asking for sexual favours until we are no longer in a roleplay. It is my first priority to take care of you, My Lady. I must see to it that you are fed." Feeling as though she would do something completely outrageous again, Sebastian swept her off her feet and ran towards the dining hall, reaching there in less than ten seconds. He sets her down so that she stands. Somehow, between the run there and the dorm, he had put her shoes on her feet. As he opens the doors, allowing his master to enter the building and checking to see if the other young mistress was in there as well when he felt the presence. His gaze narrows into a glare, and falls into a sort of defense pose. He spoke, "My Ladies, please stay inside. . . I will take care of this threat. . . " As he speaks, a red-head comes running at full speed screaming"SEBAS-CHAN~<3!!" As the red-head draws ever nearer,("SEBAS-CHAN!!" "I'M COMING FOR YOU MY SWEET SEBAS-CHAN~~<3!!" "LET ME HAVE YOUR BABIES, SEBAS-CHAN~<3!!"), Sebastian inwardly sighs, wondering why the hell this gay dratsab was doing here at this school. . . but then again, it kinda suited Grell. . .Finally the ginger arrives in front of him, not even winded, not even stopping. Sebastian anticipated this, but he wasn't about to let this certain piece of gay filth touch him (don't get him wrong; he has nothing against gay people, it's just this one. . .). Grell ran right into Sebastian's outstretched gloved hand, still running but this time, going nowhere. Sebastian growled in complete annoyance, giving out a thick black aura. Feathers developed out of thin air and were falling all around him, and his eyes turned blood red, his teeth growing out just a bit, his hair slightly longer. "Ah, so you think it is alright to follow me around, don't you you disgusting masochist. . ." His free hand begins to raise ~
(ѺѺ☾: ) should I continue, or does someone want to butt in...? btw, there is fluff in there to possibly partially satisfy fluff-ship needs. it is written in white so as not to disturb others. C:
V ~(I saw this, and I thought it was a fantastic description of Grell)~ V ( Yes, I screamed ) ( Yes, I died inside )
Things Grell Sutcliff Can No Longer Do
1. No longer allowed to flirt with any of my colleagues. 2. It doesn't matter if they set off my 'hunk radar'. 3. Not allowed to drape myself over desks. 4. No, not even my own desk. 5. And especially not William's desk. 6. William's lap is not a chair. 7. Neither is Eric's lap. 8. Alan has full permission to reap me if I so much as look at Eric without good reason. 9. 'But he's so manly' is not good reason, no matter how much I argue. 10. Not allowed to spike anyone's tea or coffee. 11. Not allowed to ask Ronald to do it for me. 12. No longer allowed to get drunk. 13. Not allowed to get anyone else drunk. 14. Especially not William. 15. Not allowed to paint everyone's death scythes red. 16. It doesn't matter if it makes them look beautiful. 17. My paperwork is not optional. 18. Neither is it to be used as airplanes, boats, hats, etc. 19. It doesn't matter if Eric and Ronald were doing it too. 20. Not allowed to switch my uniform for a dress. 21. Not allowed to switch anyone else's uniform for a dress. 22. No, not even Alan's. 23. It doesn't matter that Eric liked it. 24. Not allowed to come to work in booty shorts. 25. They do not make my a** look fabulous. 26. Not allowed to hide under William's desk. 27. Not allowed to give anyone a lap dance. 28. Not allowed to pole dance using William's scythe as the pole. 29. If I so much as think of the name 'Sebastian', William will stab me through the skull. 30. That is not to be taken sexually. 31. I am not pregnant with William's love child. 32. Neither am I pregnant with Sebastian's love child. 33. Nor am I pregnant with Eric's love child. 34. I will never be pregnant with someone's love child. 35. William's death scythe is not compensating for something. 36. Not allowed to try and pull down William's trousers to prove this. 37. Not allowed to joyride on Ronald's lawnmower. 38. Especially not in the office. 39. Not allowed to jam the lawnmower with papers when it crashes and injures me. 40. Not allowed to sneak up on people while humming the Jaws theme. 41. Especially not Alan. 42. Because if I make him have another attack, Eric has every right to strangle me. 43. Claude is not the love child of William and Sebastian. 44. Not allowed to ask William how he got Sebastian into bed. 45. Not allowed to make dolls of my colleagues and then do inappropriate things with them. 46. William does not have a scythe up his a**. 47. Neither does he need to get laid. 48. Not allowed to glomp anyone. 49. Not allowed to give anyone a make over. 50. Especially not while they are asleep. 51. Not allowed to decorate my office. 52. Not allowed to decorate anyone else's office. 53. Not allowed to cook for anyone. 54. The kitchen is off limits to me. 55. I do not have the authority to add names to the 'To Die' list. 56. I especially cannot add Ciel to the 'To Die' list. 57. He is not a boyfriend stealer. 58. Not allowed to hurt anyone for calling me a man. 59. No matter how much I argue, I am male and will be referred to as such. 60. Not allowed to hide William's glasses. 61. Even if it is funny when he starts yelling at the walls. 62. Not allowed to proclaim loudly in the office that Eric needs his legs waxing. 63. Not allowed to then offer to do it for him. 64. Because he will knock all my teeth out. 65. Breaking a nail is not a reason to skip work. 66. Neither is a bad hair day. 67. Not allowed to hump anyone or anything in the office. 68. It does not count as exercise. 69. Not allowed to hide in my office and make noises of a questionable nature. 70. Not allowed to hide in anyone else's office and do the same thing. 71. My chainsaw is not a toy. 72. Neither is it to be used for activities of a questionable nature. 73. Not allowed to sing R-Rated. Ever. 74. Not allowed to get a cat just so Sebastian will talk to me. 75. Not allowed to dress up as a cat either. 76. Not allowed to hire out my colleagues as gardeners. 77. Not allowed to sneak into William's house. 78. Stealing William's house key and making a copy to let myself in anytime I please counts as sneaking in. 79. Just because Eric's hair is braided on one side does not mean I'm allowed to braid the rest of it. 80. It would not make him look pretty. 81. Ronald does not need 'the talk'. 82. No longer allowed bananas. 83. Not allowed to put anyone in the naughty corner 84. Or on the naughty step. 85. Not allowed to turn my desk into a fort. 86. Not allowed to organize snowball fights in the office. 87. Especially not with real snow. 88. Not allowed to doodle on anyone's face if they fall asleep at their desks. 89. Not allowed to write naughty words either. 90. Not allowed to hide snakes in Eric's office. 91. Especially not real ones. 92. Not allowed to set up a Shinigami Host Club. 93. William is not Kyouya. 94. I am not Tamaki. 95. Neither is Ronald. 96. Alan is not Hunny, therefore I shouldn't force feed him cake. 97. Because Eric will kill me if I make Alan sick or get another cavity again. 98. No longer allowed chocolate sauce. 99. Eric is not a gorilla who escaped from the zoo. 100. Getting him bananas for his birthday is probably a bad idea. 101. So is setting up a tire swing in his office. 102. Ronald's name is not Alfred. 103. Neither is it America. 104. Not allowed to leave hamburgers in his office. 105. I am not allowed a Death Note. 106. Not allowed to replace everyone's scythes with Death Notes. 107. It doesn't matter if it makes our job easier. 108. If I offer to mow anyone's lawn, I'd better be talking about the grass. 109. If I think of something and giggle for more than five minutes, I'm to assume I'm not allowed to do/say it. 110. Not allowed to sneak into Phantomhive Manor, steal Sebastian's pants and then wear them shouting 'I'm in Sebas-Chan's pants!'. 111. Not allowed to steal anything of Sebastian's. Period. 112. Glitter and Sequins are a privilege, not a right. 113. New recruits are not to be used as personal slaves. 114. If I'm chosen to be a mentor, clickers and biscuit treats are not appropriate training methods. 115. It doesn't matter if it actually made them learn quicker, they are Shinigami, not dogs. 116. Not allowed to refer to new recruits as 'mommy's little darlings'. 117. Ronald is not my son. 118. Neither is Alan. 119. Must not refer to the Higher Ups as 'Impotent old geezers'. 120. Or 'Senile old gits' 121. Not allowed to touch Undertaker's pink pen. The results would be catastrophic. 122. Not allowed to offer sexual favours to get out of overtime. I should know by now that William never accepts them. 123. Not allowed to show any evidence that disproves that statement. 125. Eric's saw does not make him a lumberjack. 126. Therefore, I shouldn't ask him if he wears suspenders and a bra. 127. Offering to lend him some is also a bad idea. 128. No one wants to touch my Tra La La. 129. Or my Ding Ding Dong.
•☆〖 Ⓛ σ c α т ι σ и 〗;【 Ⓘ n s i d e ; Ⓓ i n i n g . Ⓗ a l l 】
•☆〖 Ⓜ σ σ ם ℓ є т 〗;【 Ⓑ l u s h n g 】
•☆;Ⓐnnabelle was horrified as they entered the hall, seeing Sebastian carry her was a wonderful treat until they were brutally disturbed by what seemed to be a gay man in red locks, running towards Sebastian;•❝Sebastian is my butler, isn't he gorgeous?❞•Annabelle said proudly as she blushed, looking deeply in his eyes, Sebastian was hers, no matter what happened, and she was proud of it so; she dreamed of kissing him on the cheek, his soft pale skin touching her lips•❝I am Annabelle Rockstar, and you are?❞•she asked, her eyes narrowing in disappointment, she only approved of males who Sebastian approved of. He was going to be her future husband after all.
Sebastian jumped when he heard his master right behind him. The small lack of defense was all Grell needed. He pounced upon Sebastian. Sebastian landed on his back with a small "oof"; Grell visibly (and internally) heated up. He ground his groin (ugh tongue-twister) on Sebastian's chest and began working his way down. Sebastian's aura multiplied until he was almost entirely in his complete demon form. "My Lady, I apologize for you having to see me in such an unsightly state. . . please cover your eyes for the next two minutes. . . " Suddenly his aura piqued because he knew his master wouldn't do as he asked; he was finally at his full demon form. Grell kept grinding on Sebastian, making absurdly ridiculous noises and *my god* mewling.
(ѺѺ☾: ) did you see the fluff? =w= twas written in white~ next ooc: response to FLUFF! also, fluff has been edited to be more fluffy. =w=" also, feel free to punish this butler. he's willing to take anything from you (just not your virginity)
V ~(I saw this, and I thought it was a fantastic description of Grell)~ V ( Yes, I screamed ) ( Yes, I died inside )
Things Grell Sutcliff Can No Longer Do
1. No longer allowed to flirt with any of my colleagues. 2. It doesn't matter if they set off my 'hunk radar'. 3. Not allowed to drape myself over desks. 4. No, not even my own desk. 5. And especially not William's desk. 6. William's lap is not a chair. 7. Neither is Eric's lap. 8. Alan has full permission to reap me if I so much as look at Eric without good reason. 9. 'But he's so manly' is not good reason, no matter how much I argue. 10. Not allowed to spike anyone's tea or coffee. 11. Not allowed to ask Ronald to do it for me. 12. No longer allowed to get drunk. 13. Not allowed to get anyone else drunk. 14. Especially not William. 15. Not allowed to paint everyone's death scythes red. 16. It doesn't matter if it makes them look beautiful. 17. My paperwork is not optional. 18. Neither is it to be used as airplanes, boats, hats, etc. 19. It doesn't matter if Eric and Ronald were doing it too. 20. Not allowed to switch my uniform for a dress. 21. Not allowed to switch anyone else's uniform for a dress. 22. No, not even Alan's. 23. It doesn't matter that Eric liked it. 24. Not allowed to come to work in booty shorts. 25. They do not make my a** look fabulous. 26. Not allowed to hide under William's desk. 27. Not allowed to give anyone a lap dance. 28. Not allowed to pole dance using William's scythe as the pole. 29. If I so much as think of the name 'Sebastian', William will stab me through the skull. 30. That is not to be taken sexually. 31. I am not pregnant with William's love child. 32. Neither am I pregnant with Sebastian's love child. 33. Nor am I pregnant with Eric's love child. 34. I will never be pregnant with someone's love child. 35. William's death scythe is not compensating for something. 36. Not allowed to try and pull down William's trousers to prove this. 37. Not allowed to joyride on Ronald's lawnmower. 38. Especially not in the office. 39. Not allowed to jam the lawnmower with papers when it crashes and injures me. 40. Not allowed to sneak up on people while humming the Jaws theme. 41. Especially not Alan. 42. Because if I make him have another attack, Eric has every right to strangle me. 43. Claude is not the love child of William and Sebastian. 44. Not allowed to ask William how he got Sebastian into bed. 45. Not allowed to make dolls of my colleagues and then do inappropriate things with them. 46. William does not have a scythe up his a**. 47. Neither does he need to get laid. 48. Not allowed to glomp anyone. 49. Not allowed to give anyone a make over. 50. Especially not while they are asleep. 51. Not allowed to decorate my office. 52. Not allowed to decorate anyone else's office. 53. Not allowed to cook for anyone. 54. The kitchen is off limits to me. 55. I do not have the authority to add names to the 'To Die' list. 56. I especially cannot add Ciel to the 'To Die' list. 57. He is not a boyfriend stealer. 58. Not allowed to hurt anyone for calling me a man. 59. No matter how much I argue, I am male and will be referred to as such. 60. Not allowed to hide William's glasses. 61. Even if it is funny when he starts yelling at the walls. 62. Not allowed to proclaim loudly in the office that Eric needs his legs waxing. 63. Not allowed to then offer to do it for him. 64. Because he will knock all my teeth out. 65. Breaking a nail is not a reason to skip work. 66. Neither is a bad hair day. 67. Not allowed to hump anyone or anything in the office. 68. It does not count as exercise. 69. Not allowed to hide in my office and make noises of a questionable nature. 70. Not allowed to hide in anyone else's office and do the same thing. 71. My chainsaw is not a toy. 72. Neither is it to be used for activities of a questionable nature. 73. Not allowed to sing R-Rated. Ever. 74. Not allowed to get a cat just so Sebastian will talk to me. 75. Not allowed to dress up as a cat either. 76. Not allowed to hire out my colleagues as gardeners. 77. Not allowed to sneak into William's house. 78. Stealing William's house key and making a copy to let myself in anytime I please counts as sneaking in. 79. Just because Eric's hair is braided on one side does not mean I'm allowed to braid the rest of it. 80. It would not make him look pretty. 81. Ronald does not need 'the talk'. 82. No longer allowed bananas. 83. Not allowed to put anyone in the naughty corner 84. Or on the naughty step. 85. Not allowed to turn my desk into a fort. 86. Not allowed to organize snowball fights in the office. 87. Especially not with real snow. 88. Not allowed to doodle on anyone's face if they fall asleep at their desks. 89. Not allowed to write naughty words either. 90. Not allowed to hide snakes in Eric's office. 91. Especially not real ones. 92. Not allowed to set up a Shinigami Host Club. 93. William is not Kyouya. 94. I am not Tamaki. 95. Neither is Ronald. 96. Alan is not Hunny, therefore I shouldn't force feed him cake. 97. Because Eric will kill me if I make Alan sick or get another cavity again. 98. No longer allowed chocolate sauce. 99. Eric is not a gorilla who escaped from the zoo. 100. Getting him bananas for his birthday is probably a bad idea. 101. So is setting up a tire swing in his office. 102. Ronald's name is not Alfred. 103. Neither is it America. 104. Not allowed to leave hamburgers in his office. 105. I am not allowed a Death Note. 106. Not allowed to replace everyone's scythes with Death Notes. 107. It doesn't matter if it makes our job easier. 108. If I offer to mow anyone's lawn, I'd better be talking about the grass. 109. If I think of something and giggle for more than five minutes, I'm to assume I'm not allowed to do/say it. 110. Not allowed to sneak into Phantomhive Manor, steal Sebastian's pants and then wear them shouting 'I'm in Sebas-Chan's pants!'. 111. Not allowed to steal anything of Sebastian's. Period. 112. Glitter and Sequins are a privilege, not a right. 113. New recruits are not to be used as personal slaves. 114. If I'm chosen to be a mentor, clickers and biscuit treats are not appropriate training methods. 115. It doesn't matter if it actually made them learn quicker, they are Shinigami, not dogs. 116. Not allowed to refer to new recruits as 'mommy's little darlings'. 117. Ronald is not my son. 118. Neither is Alan. 119. Must not refer to the Higher Ups as 'Impotent old geezers'. 120. Or 'Senile old gits' 121. Not allowed to touch Undertaker's pink pen. The results would be catastrophic. 122. Not allowed to offer sexual favours to get out of overtime. I should know by now that William never accepts them. 123. Not allowed to show any evidence that disproves that statement. 125. Eric's saw does not make him a lumberjack. 126. Therefore, I shouldn't ask him if he wears suspenders and a bra. 127. Offering to lend him some is also a bad idea. 128. No one wants to touch my Tra La La. 129. Or my Ding Ding Dong.
•☆〖 Ⓛ σ c α т ι σ и 〗;【 Ⓘ n s i d e ; Ⓓ i n i n g . Ⓗ a l l 】
•☆〖 Ⓜ σ σ ם ℓ є т 〗;【 Ⓑ l u s h n g 】
•☆;Ⓐnnabelle pounced at Sebastian too, she smiled, grinding her body against hers as he blushed deeply; slowly she pushed Grell's body off, particularly fighting over Sebastian she pouted;•❝Sebastian is mine, aren't you Sebastian-kun? ❤❞•she frowned, getting to her feet with annoyance as she saw Grell cut straight past her, causing her to fall to her knees as her body slid near Sebastian's head, her panties in air, clearly visible to his eyes•❝Ooops❞•she giggled, clearly showing off her pink velvet panties, she giggled, an evil giggle at her score; she smiled, she was beating Sebastian at his own game. However, with all the excitement, Annabelle did not realize Sebastian's demonic form, her eyes widened as she saw Grell grind Sebastian, in an attempt to pull him off, she fell and hit head against the wall, fainting in the middle of bliss.
Sebastian prayed to a god he never believed in but was willing to if it meant he'd get help to not get raped by his mistress. He had almost succeeded in pulling off both leeches when one jumped off; Grell was still trying to get into his pants. Like that was going to happen; Sebastian was about to knee the ginger f** when he felt his mistress' soul calling to him. He yelled in a startled manner and managed to twist about to see his mistress on the floor. "ᴏʜɪᴍᴇsᴀᴍᴀ!" Sebastian growled, furious. His hair was of a feathery texture/look and reached his shoulders on both sides, and his pupils were simple cat-like slits on deep-red irises."a-ah~<3 Sebas-chan~<3 Sebas-""Sebas-chan" silenced him with a hard jab with his knee to Grell's groin. He shoved the red shinigami off of him and quickly regained his posture; he was at his mistress' side in less than half a second. "ᴏʜɪᴍᴇsᴀᴍᴀ!!. . .tch!!" Sebastian growled furiously again. That red head will pay later for touching me, and hurting my mistress. . . right now though. . . Sebastian's hand flicked out, his eyes never leaving his mistress, and a rather large cut tracing from the left corner of Grell's mouth to the jawbone appeared and silver a butter-knife quickly followed; a trickle of blood ran down the still conscious ginger. Satisfied, he bagan checking her for wounds and/or injuries, running his hands up and down her to check for broken bones. Sebastian growled furiously as he found a rather large bruise on her head, and gently picked the limp girl up into his arms as though she weighed nothing. Leaving the red man on the ground for someone else to find*, Sebastian brought his mistress into the Nurse's office in the main school building. There, he placed her gently in a small cot and covering her so she wouldn't get cold and got her crushed ice (large chunks rest on the head and make the bruise hurt more), which he placed in a soft cloth. Leaving the cloth on her head, he wrote in perfect cursive on a sheet of paper, "My lady, please pardon my absence. If you need me, call my name and say, 'Sebastian I am here'. Your humble servant and butler, Sebastian Michaelis" and placed the sheet of paper on the cot-side table. Quietly, he left the room to find her food to eat as well as making her some tea. As he reached the door frame, Sebastian stopped and looked over his shoulder at his sleeping mistress with a grim look on his long face. His still-feathery black hair contrasted his pale face, making him look scarily intimidating.Quietly, (quietly), He shut the door behind him and locked the door so no could harm his young mistress any further, and so that his young mistress would not harm herself any further by trying to go find him. And then he was gone in a flash of feathers to find (and politely introduce himself to) the two other demons which had been acknowledged internally (but not outwardly).
(ѺѺ☾: ) did you see the fluff? =w= twas written in white~ next ooc: response to FLUFF! also, fluff has been edited to be more fluffy. =w=" also, feel free to punish this butler. he's willing to take anything from you (just not your virginity)
V ~(I saw this, and I thought it was a fantastic description of Grell)~ V ( Yes, I screamed ) ( Yes, I died inside )
Things Grell Sutcliff Can No Longer Do
1. No longer allowed to flirt with any of my colleagues. 2. It doesn't matter if they set off my 'hunk radar'. 3. Not allowed to drape myself over desks. 4. No, not even my own desk. 5. And especially not William's desk. 6. William's lap is not a chair. 7. Neither is Eric's lap. 8. Alan has full permission to reap me if I so much as look at Eric without good reason. 9. 'But he's so manly' is not good reason, no matter how much I argue. 10. Not allowed to spike anyone's tea or coffee. 11. Not allowed to ask Ronald to do it for me. 12. No longer allowed to get drunk. 13. Not allowed to get anyone else drunk. 14. Especially not William. 15. Not allowed to paint everyone's death scythes red. 16. It doesn't matter if it makes them look beautiful. 17. My paperwork is not optional. 18. Neither is it to be used as airplanes, boats, hats, etc. 19. It doesn't matter if Eric and Ronald were doing it too. 20. Not allowed to switch my uniform for a dress. 21. Not allowed to switch anyone else's uniform for a dress. 22. No, not even Alan's. 23. It doesn't matter that Eric liked it. 24. Not allowed to come to work in booty shorts. 25. They do not make my a** look fabulous. 26. Not allowed to hide under William's desk. 27. Not allowed to give anyone a lap dance. 28. Not allowed to pole dance using William's scythe as the pole. 29. If I so much as think of the name 'Sebastian', William will stab me through the skull. 30. That is not to be taken sexually. 31. I am not pregnant with William's love child. 32. Neither am I pregnant with Sebastian's love child. 33. Nor am I pregnant with Eric's love child. 34. I will never be pregnant with someone's love child. 35. William's death scythe is not compensating for something. 36. Not allowed to try and pull down William's trousers to prove this. 37. Not allowed to joyride on Ronald's lawnmower. 38. Especially not in the office. 39. Not allowed to jam the lawnmower with papers when it crashes and injures me. 40. Not allowed to sneak up on people while humming the Jaws theme. 41. Especially not Alan. 42. Because if I make him have another attack, Eric has every right to strangle me. 43. Claude is not the love child of William and Sebastian. 44. Not allowed to ask William how he got Sebastian into bed. 45. Not allowed to make dolls of my colleagues and then do inappropriate things with them. 46. William does not have a scythe up his a**. 47. Neither does he need to get laid. 48. Not allowed to glomp anyone. 49. Not allowed to give anyone a make over. 50. Especially not while they are asleep. 51. Not allowed to decorate my office. 52. Not allowed to decorate anyone else's office. 53. Not allowed to cook for anyone. 54. The kitchen is off limits to me. 55. I do not have the authority to add names to the 'To Die' list. 56. I especially cannot add Ciel to the 'To Die' list. 57. He is not a boyfriend stealer. 58. Not allowed to hurt anyone for calling me a man. 59. No matter how much I argue, I am male and will be referred to as such. 60. Not allowed to hide William's glasses. 61. Even if it is funny when he starts yelling at the walls. 62. Not allowed to proclaim loudly in the office that Eric needs his legs waxing. 63. Not allowed to then offer to do it for him. 64. Because he will knock all my teeth out. 65. Breaking a nail is not a reason to skip work. 66. Neither is a bad hair day. 67. Not allowed to hump anyone or anything in the office. 68. It does not count as exercise. 69. Not allowed to hide in my office and make noises of a questionable nature. 70. Not allowed to hide in anyone else's office and do the same thing. 71. My chainsaw is not a toy. 72. Neither is it to be used for activities of a questionable nature. 73. Not allowed to sing R-Rated. Ever. 74. Not allowed to get a cat just so Sebastian will talk to me. 75. Not allowed to dress up as a cat either. 76. Not allowed to hire out my colleagues as gardeners. 77. Not allowed to sneak into William's house. 78. Stealing William's house key and making a copy to let myself in anytime I please counts as sneaking in. 79. Just because Eric's hair is braided on one side does not mean I'm allowed to braid the rest of it. 80. It would not make him look pretty. 81. Ronald does not need 'the talk'. 82. No longer allowed bananas. 83. Not allowed to put anyone in the naughty corner 84. Or on the naughty step. 85. Not allowed to turn my desk into a fort. 86. Not allowed to organize snowball fights in the office. 87. Especially not with real snow. 88. Not allowed to doodle on anyone's face if they fall asleep at their desks. 89. Not allowed to write naughty words either. 90. Not allowed to hide snakes in Eric's office. 91. Especially not real ones. 92. Not allowed to set up a Shinigami Host Club. 93. William is not Kyouya. 94. I am not Tamaki. 95. Neither is Ronald. 96. Alan is not Hunny, therefore I shouldn't force feed him cake. 97. Because Eric will kill me if I make Alan sick or get another cavity again. 98. No longer allowed chocolate sauce. 99. Eric is not a gorilla who escaped from the zoo. 100. Getting him bananas for his birthday is probably a bad idea. 101. So is setting up a tire swing in his office. 102. Ronald's name is not Alfred. 103. Neither is it America. 104. Not allowed to leave hamburgers in his office. 105. I am not allowed a Death Note. 106. Not allowed to replace everyone's scythes with Death Notes. 107. It doesn't matter if it makes our job easier. 108. If I offer to mow anyone's lawn, I'd better be talking about the grass. 109. If I think of something and giggle for more than five minutes, I'm to assume I'm not allowed to do/say it. 110. Not allowed to sneak into Phantomhive Manor, steal Sebastian's pants and then wear them shouting 'I'm in Sebas-Chan's pants!'. 111. Not allowed to steal anything of Sebastian's. Period. 112. Glitter and Sequins are a privilege, not a right. 113. New recruits are not to be used as personal slaves. 114. If I'm chosen to be a mentor, clickers and biscuit treats are not appropriate training methods. 115. It doesn't matter if it actually made them learn quicker, they are Shinigami, not dogs. 116. Not allowed to refer to new recruits as 'mommy's little darlings'. 117. Ronald is not my son. 118. Neither is Alan. 119. Must not refer to the Higher Ups as 'Impotent old geezers'. 120. Or 'Senile old gits' 121. Not allowed to touch Undertaker's pink pen. The results would be catastrophic. 122. Not allowed to offer sexual favours to get out of overtime. I should know by now that William never accepts them. 123. Not allowed to show any evidence that disproves that statement. 125. Eric's saw does not make him a lumberjack. 126. Therefore, I shouldn't ask him if he wears suspenders and a bra. 127. Offering to lend him some is also a bad idea. 128. No one wants to touch my Tra La La. 129. Or my Ding Ding Dong.
"Hm?" He had sensed another demon. Black feathers, but not the Fūma clan's demon. No, it wasn't Kotaro...sighing slightly, the red aura that had appeared in his eyes faded. Oichi shifted slightly, yawning. Despite the short rest that she just had, she was already awakening. Ranmaru glanced at her before roaming around the fountain.
((How has Sebby not realized that there's two other demons there?))
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:45 pm
Sᴇʙᴀsᴛɪᴀɴ Mɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟɪs
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Sebastian Arrived in front of the other demons in no time flat, leaving behind him black feathers which disintegrated as soon as they touched the ground. Looking at the long haired girl and the buff guy, he decided his master would not want him to get into a fight. A fight would result in several buildings gone (not that he wouldn't be able to replace them over night). Instead, Sebastian bowed slightly (slightly~<3). It was then he realized that he was had managed to get back into his butler form, but couldn't manage to get rid of those pesky feathers. . . Sebastian frowned, then covered it up with a devious smile and introduced himself. "Ohayo, Please pardon these pesky feathers. . . I cannot seem to be rid of them yet. . .That ridiculous shinigami attacked me, which resulted in my mistress getting hurt. . . I am Sebastian Michaelis-" Sebastian looks pointedly at the both of them with a pokerface warm smile and continued, addressing both of the demons in front of him. "-may I have the pleasure of knowing your name?"
~<3
In front of the dining hall lay Grell Sutcliff, who rolled around emitting little squeaks and the like, torn between the pain of the cut the butter knife had made or his groin. The pain in his groin won, and he squeaked out, "O-oh... m-my wee-wee...!" with his face all pinched up.
(ѺѺ☾: ) did you see the fluff? =w= twas written in white~ next ooc: response to FLUFF! also, fluff has been edited to be more fluffy. =w=" also, feel free to punish this butler. he's willing to take anything from you (just not your virginity)
V ~(I saw this, and I thought it was a fantastic description of Grell)~ V ( Yes, I screamed ) ( Yes, I died inside )
Things Grell Sutcliff Can No Longer Do
1. No longer allowed to flirt with any of my colleagues. 2. It doesn't matter if they set off my 'hunk radar'. 3. Not allowed to drape myself over desks. 4. No, not even my own desk. 5. And especially not William's desk. 6. William's lap is not a chair. 7. Neither is Eric's lap. 8. Alan has full permission to reap me if I so much as look at Eric without good reason. 9. 'But he's so manly' is not good reason, no matter how much I argue. 10. Not allowed to spike anyone's tea or coffee. 11. Not allowed to ask Ronald to do it for me. 12. No longer allowed to get drunk. 13. Not allowed to get anyone else drunk. 14. Especially not William. 15. Not allowed to paint everyone's death scythes red. 16. It doesn't matter if it makes them look beautiful. 17. My paperwork is not optional. 18. Neither is it to be used as airplanes, boats, hats, etc. 19. It doesn't matter if Eric and Ronald were doing it too. 20. Not allowed to switch my uniform for a dress. 21. Not allowed to switch anyone else's uniform for a dress. 22. No, not even Alan's. 23. It doesn't matter that Eric liked it. 24. Not allowed to come to work in booty shorts. 25. They do not make my a** look fabulous. 26. Not allowed to hide under William's desk. 27. Not allowed to give anyone a lap dance. 28. Not allowed to pole dance using William's scythe as the pole. 29. If I so much as think of the name 'Sebastian', William will stab me through the skull. 30. That is not to be taken sexually. 31. I am not pregnant with William's love child. 32. Neither am I pregnant with Sebastian's love child. 33. Nor am I pregnant with Eric's love child. 34. I will never be pregnant with someone's love child. 35. William's death scythe is not compensating for something. 36. Not allowed to try and pull down William's trousers to prove this. 37. Not allowed to joyride on Ronald's lawnmower. 38. Especially not in the office. 39. Not allowed to jam the lawnmower with papers when it crashes and injures me. 40. Not allowed to sneak up on people while humming the Jaws theme. 41. Especially not Alan. 42. Because if I make him have another attack, Eric has every right to strangle me. 43. Claude is not the love child of William and Sebastian. 44. Not allowed to ask William how he got Sebastian into bed. 45. Not allowed to make dolls of my colleagues and then do inappropriate things with them. 46. William does not have a scythe up his a**. 47. Neither does he need to get laid. 48. Not allowed to glomp anyone. 49. Not allowed to give anyone a make over. 50. Especially not while they are asleep. 51. Not allowed to decorate my office. 52. Not allowed to decorate anyone else's office. 53. Not allowed to cook for anyone. 54. The kitchen is off limits to me. 55. I do not have the authority to add names to the 'To Die' list. 56. I especially cannot add Ciel to the 'To Die' list. 57. He is not a boyfriend stealer. 58. Not allowed to hurt anyone for calling me a man. 59. No matter how much I argue, I am male and will be referred to as such. 60. Not allowed to hide William's glasses. 61. Even if it is funny when he starts yelling at the walls. 62. Not allowed to proclaim loudly in the office that Eric needs his legs waxing. 63. Not allowed to then offer to do it for him. 64. Because he will knock all my teeth out. 65. Breaking a nail is not a reason to skip work. 66. Neither is a bad hair day. 67. Not allowed to hump anyone or anything in the office. 68. It does not count as exercise. 69. Not allowed to hide in my office and make noises of a questionable nature. 70. Not allowed to hide in anyone else's office and do the same thing. 71. My chainsaw is not a toy. 72. Neither is it to be used for activities of a questionable nature. 73. Not allowed to sing R-Rated. Ever. 74. Not allowed to get a cat just so Sebastian will talk to me. 75. Not allowed to dress up as a cat either. 76. Not allowed to hire out my colleagues as gardeners. 77. Not allowed to sneak into William's house. 78. Stealing William's house key and making a copy to let myself in anytime I please counts as sneaking in. 79. Just because Eric's hair is braided on one side does not mean I'm allowed to braid the rest of it. 80. It would not make him look pretty. 81. Ronald does not need 'the talk'. 82. No longer allowed bananas. 83. Not allowed to put anyone in the naughty corner 84. Or on the naughty step. 85. Not allowed to turn my desk into a fort. 86. Not allowed to organize snowball fights in the office. 87. Especially not with real snow. 88. Not allowed to doodle on anyone's face if they fall asleep at their desks. 89. Not allowed to write naughty words either. 90. Not allowed to hide snakes in Eric's office. 91. Especially not real ones. 92. Not allowed to set up a Shinigami Host Club. 93. William is not Kyouya. 94. I am not Tamaki. 95. Neither is Ronald. 96. Alan is not Hunny, therefore I shouldn't force feed him cake. 97. Because Eric will kill me if I make Alan sick or get another cavity again. 98. No longer allowed chocolate sauce. 99. Eric is not a gorilla who escaped from the zoo. 100. Getting him bananas for his birthday is probably a bad idea. 101. So is setting up a tire swing in his office. 102. Ronald's name is not Alfred. 103. Neither is it America. 104. Not allowed to leave hamburgers in his office. 105. I am not allowed a Death Note. 106. Not allowed to replace everyone's scythes with Death Notes. 107. It doesn't matter if it makes our job easier. 108. If I offer to mow anyone's lawn, I'd better be talking about the grass. 109. If I think of something and giggle for more than five minutes, I'm to assume I'm not allowed to do/say it. 110. Not allowed to sneak into Phantomhive Manor, steal Sebastian's pants and then wear them shouting 'I'm in Sebas-Chan's pants!'. 111. Not allowed to steal anything of Sebastian's. Period. 112. Glitter and Sequins are a privilege, not a right. 113. New recruits are not to be used as personal slaves. 114. If I'm chosen to be a mentor, clickers and biscuit treats are not appropriate training methods. 115. It doesn't matter if it actually made them learn quicker, they are Shinigami, not dogs. 116. Not allowed to refer to new recruits as 'mommy's little darlings'. 117. Ronald is not my son. 118. Neither is Alan. 119. Must not refer to the Higher Ups as 'Impotent old geezers'. 120. Or 'Senile old gits' 121. Not allowed to touch Undertaker's pink pen. The results would be catastrophic. 122. Not allowed to offer sexual favours to get out of overtime. I should know by now that William never accepts them. 123. Not allowed to show any evidence that disproves that statement. 125. Eric's saw does not make him a lumberjack. 126. Therefore, I shouldn't ask him if he wears suspenders and a bra. 127. Offering to lend him some is also a bad idea. 128. No one wants to touch my Tra La La. 129. Or my Ding Ding Dong.
As Naoya waited for a reply, he blinked once and then turned to look in the direction where he felt a severe sinister presence for a brief moment before it seemed to have disappeared."...Did something happen over there?"He asked, turning to look at Kanade and Harumi in worry. There seemed to be one thing happening after another; it was difficult of him to keep track and was making him grow even more confused and concerned. The curious part of him wanted to go over and check it. "I thought I felt a strange aura... would you two like to wait here while I go take a look?" He then asked, not wanting to possibly endanger the two girls by asking them to go with him, but at the same time, he wanted to make sure if they were alright with him leaving them.
[OOC: Ahhh... idk... I just felt like posting for him again. xD And I got bored of using anime pictures, so... I may switch to manga scans instead...~ I hope no one minds]
((Nobunaga's still technically 'asleep' at the pond. Oichi and Ranmaru are together, though. Assuming that Sebby's with the kid and the broken demon. Sebby. Sebbysebbysebby. Hue hue hue.))
Ranmaru looked at the feathers. "Hey, Oichi, just like Kotaro!" he said, pointing to the feathers, and clearly ignoring the man. Oichi sat up, yawning again, the 'tail' splaying out behind her. "Different demon..." she murmured, her disjointed tilting beginning, her eyes battle open. "'s not Little White Bird's ninja..." "Aaww, it's a faker!" the boy pouted, sagging. Behind Oichi, Shadow Hands facepalmed, mirroring Oichi. "Brother over that way." she murmured, a Shadow Hand pointing in the general direction of Nobunaga. It was unclear if she was telling the other demon or Ranmaru, if not someone else entirely. She sagged forward, having fallen asleep again, as various Shadow Hands started playing tag with each other, three of them getting Ranmaru to join. They circled the fountain, white some tended to Oichi, who was humming in her sleep.
•☆〖 Ⓛ σ c α т ι σ и 〗;【 Ⓘ n s i d e ; Ⓓ i n i n g . Ⓗ a l l 】
•☆〖 Ⓜ σ σ ם ℓ є т 〗;【 Ⓑ l u s h n g 】
•☆;Ⓐnnabelle awoke once, she smiled, thinking it was another day, the small clock in the nursing home was the wrong time after all, it clearly showed 9:00 AM in clear letters. Annabelle stretched, turning to once side as she smiled;•❝Sebastian-Kun ❤❞•she smiled, pouting as she realized she wasn't in her room, but rather the nurse's office, she smiled, noticing the door was unlocked as she recalled what had happened; she transformed to her Tech Tron 200 instantly and fired her laser gun; a blue beam hitting Grell's crown, causing him to go bald as a wide holes were shot in three walls, Annabelle smacked the door open as she walked through, using telepathy to talk to her sister;•❝Come and get me, I have something to talk to you about❞•she smiled; she could only talk via telepathy in Tech Tron 200 Mode, which made it very useful. Annabelle walked across, back to the dining hall where she looked around for Sebastian, who was no where to be found, she frowned as Maylene caught up to her, her eyes beamed with curiosity.
Sebastian felt slightly ticked that he was being ignored, then was confused "Broth-" Sebastian cut himself off. He had just felt his mistress' soul shift slightly, signifying her awakening. He grinned slightly and pardoned himself, then was gone, running in the direction of the nurse's office when he stopped suddenly. From the nurse's office window came a giant light beam (which worried him and made him literally smack his face with his gloved hand [what the hell would a locked PAPER door do] but then he quieted down slightly inside when it hit Grell, which made him realize it was his master's fury) Sebastian sighed and went to find his mistresses; he hadn't built a very strong bond with the either of his mistresses, so he isn't able to pinpoint exactly where they are at the time. . .
(ѺѺ☾: ) lalalalala late reply~ other classes ~ projects~ SCHOOL
V ~(I saw this, and I thought it was a fantastic description of Grell)~ V ( Yes, I screamed ) ( Yes, I died inside )
Things Grell Sutcliff Can No Longer Do
1. No longer allowed to flirt with any of my colleagues. 2. It doesn't matter if they set off my 'hunk radar'. 3. Not allowed to drape myself over desks. 4. No, not even my own desk. 5. And especially not William's desk. 6. William's lap is not a chair. 7. Neither is Eric's lap. 8. Alan has full permission to reap me if I so much as look at Eric without good reason. 9. 'But he's so manly' is not good reason, no matter how much I argue. 10. Not allowed to spike anyone's tea or coffee. 11. Not allowed to ask Ronald to do it for me. 12. No longer allowed to get drunk. 13. Not allowed to get anyone else drunk. 14. Especially not William. 15. Not allowed to paint everyone's death scythes red. 16. It doesn't matter if it makes them look beautiful. 17. My paperwork is not optional. 18. Neither is it to be used as airplanes, boats, hats, etc. 19. It doesn't matter if Eric and Ronald were doing it too. 20. Not allowed to switch my uniform for a dress. 21. Not allowed to switch anyone else's uniform for a dress. 22. No, not even Alan's. 23. It doesn't matter that Eric liked it. 24. Not allowed to come to work in booty shorts. 25. They do not make my a** look fabulous. 26. Not allowed to hide under William's desk. 27. Not allowed to give anyone a lap dance. 28. Not allowed to pole dance using William's scythe as the pole. 29. If I so much as think of the name 'Sebastian', William will stab me through the skull. 30. That is not to be taken sexually. 31. I am not pregnant with William's love child. 32. Neither am I pregnant with Sebastian's love child. 33. Nor am I pregnant with Eric's love child. 34. I will never be pregnant with someone's love child. 35. William's death scythe is not compensating for something. 36. Not allowed to try and pull down William's trousers to prove this. 37. Not allowed to joyride on Ronald's lawnmower. 38. Especially not in the office. 39. Not allowed to jam the lawnmower with papers when it crashes and injures me. 40. Not allowed to sneak up on people while humming the Jaws theme. 41. Especially not Alan. 42. Because if I make him have another attack, Eric has every right to strangle me. 43. Claude is not the love child of William and Sebastian. 44. Not allowed to ask William how he got Sebastian into bed. 45. Not allowed to make dolls of my colleagues and then do inappropriate things with them. 46. William does not have a scythe up his a**. 47. Neither does he need to get laid. 48. Not allowed to glomp anyone. 49. Not allowed to give anyone a make over. 50. Especially not while they are asleep. 51. Not allowed to decorate my office. 52. Not allowed to decorate anyone else's office. 53. Not allowed to cook for anyone. 54. The kitchen is off limits to me. 55. I do not have the authority to add names to the 'To Die' list. 56. I especially cannot add Ciel to the 'To Die' list. 57. He is not a boyfriend stealer. 58. Not allowed to hurt anyone for calling me a man. 59. No matter how much I argue, I am male and will be referred to as such. 60. Not allowed to hide William's glasses. 61. Even if it is funny when he starts yelling at the walls. 62. Not allowed to proclaim loudly in the office that Eric needs his legs waxing. 63. Not allowed to then offer to do it for him. 64. Because he will knock all my teeth out. 65. Breaking a nail is not a reason to skip work. 66. Neither is a bad hair day. 67. Not allowed to hump anyone or anything in the office. 68. It does not count as exercise. 69. Not allowed to hide in my office and make noises of a questionable nature. 70. Not allowed to hide in anyone else's office and do the same thing. 71. My chainsaw is not a toy. 72. Neither is it to be used for activities of a questionable nature. 73. Not allowed to sing R-Rated. Ever. 74. Not allowed to get a cat just so Sebastian will talk to me. 75. Not allowed to dress up as a cat either. 76. Not allowed to hire out my colleagues as gardeners. 77. Not allowed to sneak into William's house. 78. Stealing William's house key and making a copy to let myself in anytime I please counts as sneaking in. 79. Just because Eric's hair is braided on one side does not mean I'm allowed to braid the rest of it. 80. It would not make him look pretty. 81. Ronald does not need 'the talk'. 82. No longer allowed bananas. 83. Not allowed to put anyone in the naughty corner 84. Or on the naughty step. 85. Not allowed to turn my desk into a fort. 86. Not allowed to organize snowball fights in the office. 87. Especially not with real snow. 88. Not allowed to doodle on anyone's face if they fall asleep at their desks. 89. Not allowed to write naughty words either. 90. Not allowed to hide snakes in Eric's office. 91. Especially not real ones. 92. Not allowed to set up a Shinigami Host Club. 93. William is not Kyouya. 94. I am not Tamaki. 95. Neither is Ronald. 96. Alan is not Hunny, therefore I shouldn't force feed him cake. 97. Because Eric will kill me if I make Alan sick or get another cavity again. 98. No longer allowed chocolate sauce. 99. Eric is not a gorilla who escaped from the zoo. 100. Getting him bananas for his birthday is probably a bad idea. 101. So is setting up a tire swing in his office. 102. Ronald's name is not Alfred. 103. Neither is it America. 104. Not allowed to leave hamburgers in his office. 105. I am not allowed a Death Note. 106. Not allowed to replace everyone's scythes with Death Notes. 107. It doesn't matter if it makes our job easier. 108. If I offer to mow anyone's lawn, I'd better be talking about the grass. 109. If I think of something and giggle for more than five minutes, I'm to assume I'm not allowed to do/say it. 110. Not allowed to sneak into Phantomhive Manor, steal Sebastian's pants and then wear them shouting 'I'm in Sebas-Chan's pants!'. 111. Not allowed to steal anything of Sebastian's. Period. 112. Glitter and Sequins are a privilege, not a right. 113. New recruits are not to be used as personal slaves. 114. If I'm chosen to be a mentor, clickers and biscuit treats are not appropriate training methods. 115. It doesn't matter if it actually made them learn quicker, they are Shinigami, not dogs. 116. Not allowed to refer to new recruits as 'mommy's little darlings'. 117. Ronald is not my son. 118. Neither is Alan. 119. Must not refer to the Higher Ups as 'Impotent old geezers'. 120. Or 'Senile old gits' 121. Not allowed to touch Undertaker's pink pen. The results would be catastrophic. 122. Not allowed to offer sexual favours to get out of overtime. I should know by now that William never accepts them. 123. Not allowed to show any evidence that disproves that statement. 125. Eric's saw does not make him a lumberjack. 126. Therefore, I shouldn't ask him if he wears suspenders and a bra. 127. Offering to lend him some is also a bad idea. 128. No one wants to touch my Tra La La. 129. Or my Ding Ding Dong.
•☆〖 Ⓛ σ c α т ι σ и 〗;【 Ⓘ n s i d e ; Ⓝ u r s e ' s . Ⓞ f f i c e 】
•☆〖 Ⓜ σ σ ם ℓ є т 〗;【 Ⓑ l u s h n g 】
•☆;Ⓐnnabelle blushed, looking for her lover, she skipped happily as the laser finished it's life as the energy faded, a small burnt to Grell's head formed as she skipped, looking slightly outside as she awoke fully in the Nurse's office. She was having hallucinations and had suddenly though she was in the Dining hall;•❝Sebastian ❤❞•she said, moaning slightly as she spoke, her voice sounding slightly erotic as she began searching for his hidden body; she smiled deeply upon this as she saw him outside, his hand on his face;•❝I'll save you Sebastian!❞•she beamed. She was scared Grell would hurt her darling, she would murder that man for touching her gorgeous future husband, she began stripping, wiggling into a nurse outfit as she checked in the mirror if she was attractive enough for him.
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