the worst pick up line in the universe

[ManagerKyoto]

That one is on a shirt. It is lamer though.

"If I give you a banana split, can I watch it go straight to your thighs?"  

[Beautiful Grotesque]

ManagerKyoto

That one is on a shirt. It is lamer though.

"If I give you a banana split, can I watch it go straight to your thighs?"

Yeah it has like two arrows, one pointing up saying "The Man" and the other pointing down saying "The legend" I think thats where he got it from coz my mates and I saw it later in the day and they wanted to know why I was laughing so hard. lol

 

[Moshie]

oh my god my brother and JubJubs sister are makin out in the bed!!!!!!!!!  

[nrasjaa]

Moshie

oh my god my brother and JubJubs sister are makin out in the bed!!!!!!!!!

let crash it whee  

[Moshie]

nrasjaa

Moshie

oh my god my brother and JubJubs sister are makin out in the bed!!!!!!!!!

let crash it whee

mission accompolished  

[nrasjaa]

Moshie

nrasjaa

Moshie

oh my god my brother and JubJubs sister are makin out in the bed!!!!!!!!!

let crash it whee

mission accompolished

hehe whee

ok pick up line: do you want peanuts??  

[ManagerKyoto]

"Do you want to see the real me?"  

[Moshie]

this is not a pick up line but somfin funny on scary movie 4

theres these 2 guys in a tent wearin cowboy stuff (like Brokeback Mountain) they lie down in the tent each facin the opposite direction and the fat one reaches over near the other ones balls and the other guy says "wat are you doin man" and the fat one says "don't worry i'm just getting some nuts" and the other one gets real nervous, more nervous than he was before they can. So the fat one moves his arm back and he has a pack of cashews rofl and theres more but you'll have to watch scary movie 4 to find out  

[Fairy Luna Nocturna]

This one was used on me last night!

Guy: "wanna come back to my place for a pizza and a ********: I said nothing just slapped him

Guy: "WHAT!? Don't you like pizza!?"

I walked away after that one!  

[Fairy Luna Nocturna]

Oh yeah then there is this one...

Guy: "Do you have a little Irish in you?"
Me: No
Guy: "Would you like a little Irish in you?"

rolleyes  

[ManagerKyoto]

That one has been used to death.

I heard it used once and girls come back was brilliant!

Guy: "Would you like a little whatever in you?"
Girl: "I don't do small jobs."  

[nrasjaa]

no this is the WORST pick up line in the universe!!

"i wanna pash you so bad right now, but im married"


i was like gonk i stood up and walked away  

[Alexie_dennison]

Ive never had a pick up line used on me....
Except once,
when a guy in my class pulled down his pants and shopwed me his boxers tat said "if i told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me?"  

[The Red Gem]

"If you were my homework you'd be hard and I'd do you on the desk right now"

Some of the ones already posted were hilarious rofl  

[ManagerKyoto]

"You are only girl I want to take a dump on my chest."