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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 9:13 pm
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freeriver PhilbertTenderbean *Philbert walks into the nurses office, a miniscule trail of blood dripping down his thumb* "OOOOooooh, Sweet merciful baby monkey of Azeroth!!! The pain! The paaaaain!" *He clasps his injured hand tightly within the other, his face noticabley contorted as he whinces* "Dah! It hurts SO much.. I.. I think it may need to be amputated. But please, make it quick." "Oh dear! What did you do?Ok not to worry it's not that bad." *runs into a supply room and comes out holding a small bottle and a small bandage and sits the boy down. Rubs some ointment on it and places the bandage around it* "Ok leave this bandage on it for 3-5 days then take it off.If this gets infected come straight back,but for now your all good,the swelling will go down in a while and it will stop hurting" she says "off you go now back to class" smile
*Looks at the bandage... Looks at the nurse... Looks at the bandage again*
"But... but... Amputation. Shouldn't we slice it off? It might be tainted... with evil!"
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 1:46 pm
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 1:12 am
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PhilbertTenderbean freeriver PhilbertTenderbean *Philbert walks into the nurses office, a miniscule trail of blood dripping down his thumb* "OOOOooooh, Sweet merciful baby monkey of Azeroth!!! The pain! The paaaaain!" *He clasps his injured hand tightly within the other, his face noticabley contorted as he whinces* "Dah! It hurts SO much.. I.. I think it may need to be amputated. But please, make it quick." "Oh dear! What did you do?Ok not to worry it's not that bad." *runs into a supply room and comes out holding a small bottle and a small bandage and sits the boy down. Rubs some ointment on it and places the bandage around it* "Ok leave this bandage on it for 3-5 days then take it off.If this gets infected come straight back,but for now your all good,the swelling will go down in a while and it will stop hurting" she says "off you go now back to class" smile *Looks at the bandage... Looks at the nurse... Looks at the bandage again* "But... but... Amputation. Shouldn't we slice it off? It might be tainted... with evil!" "Amputation hmmm yes it could be needed but I need to know what you did first.So what was it?" She says as she turns away smiling and shaking her head knowing that amputation is definately not needed.
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 8:48 pm
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freeriver PhilbertTenderbean freeriver PhilbertTenderbean *Philbert walks into the nurses office, a miniscule trail of blood dripping down his thumb* "OOOOooooh, Sweet merciful baby monkey of Azeroth!!! The pain! The paaaaain!" *He clasps his injured hand tightly within the other, his face noticabley contorted as he whinces* "Dah! It hurts SO much.. I.. I think it may need to be amputated. But please, make it quick." "Oh dear! What did you do?Ok not to worry it's not that bad." *runs into a supply room and comes out holding a small bottle and a small bandage and sits the boy down. Rubs some ointment on it and places the bandage around it* "Ok leave this bandage on it for 3-5 days then take it off.If this gets infected come straight back,but for now your all good,the swelling will go down in a while and it will stop hurting" she says "off you go now back to class" smile *Looks at the bandage... Looks at the nurse... Looks at the bandage again* "But... but... Amputation. Shouldn't we slice it off? It might be tainted... with evil!" "Amputation hmmm yes it could be needed but I need to know what you did first.So what was it?" She says as she turns away smiling and shaking her head knowing that amputation is definately not needed.
"Three moons ago my bestest friend, Grenock the Wicked... he... he dared me to summon forth the great lord, Cthulu. I spent two long nights drawing circles of protection around my bed, practising the basic cantrips necessary, and gathering the necessary components for the conjuration. On the third night, with Grenock at my side, I began The Ritual.
"For several hours we chanted and prayed, smearing the blood across my sheets in intricate patterns as shown in The Book. At last a great portal of green and crimson opened before us. We waited, but nothing came out. After 15 minutes or so the portal closed itself and we sat in amazement. Eventually Grenock went to sleep, leaving me with blood stained sheets and white chalk covering my floor.
I began to clean up, whiping off the circle surrounding my bed, but as I did I noticed a black liquidous shadow leaking between the lines. I tried to wake up my friend.. but.. but he wouldn't wake up, and when I went back the shadow was gone.
"I finished cleaning up, and went to sleep... When I awoke, my finger writhed with pain and looked like it had been pricked with a pin.. and.. and Grenock wasn't in his bed."
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:11 am
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PhilbertTenderbean freeriver PhilbertTenderbean freeriver PhilbertTenderbean *Philbert walks into the nurses office, a miniscule trail of blood dripping down his thumb* "OOOOooooh, Sweet merciful baby monkey of Azeroth!!! The pain! The paaaaain!" *He clasps his injured hand tightly within the other, his face noticabley contorted as he whinces* "Dah! It hurts SO much.. I.. I think it may need to be amputated. But please, make it quick." "Oh dear! What did you do?Ok not to worry it's not that bad." *runs into a supply room and comes out holding a small bottle and a small bandage and sits the boy down. Rubs some ointment on it and places the bandage around it* "Ok leave this bandage on it for 3-5 days then take it off.If this gets infected come straight back,but for now your all good,the swelling will go down in a while and it will stop hurting" she says "off you go now back to class" smile *Looks at the bandage... Looks at the nurse... Looks at the bandage again* "But... but... Amputation. Shouldn't we slice it off? It might be tainted... with evil!" "Amputation hmmm yes it could be needed but I need to know what you did first.So what was it?" She says as she turns away smiling and shaking her head knowing that amputation is definately not needed."Three moons ago my bestest friend, Grenock the Wicked... he... he dared me to summon forth the great lord, Cthulu. I spent two long nights drawing circles of protection around my bed, practising the basic cantrips necessary, and gathering the necessary components for the conjuration. On the third night, with Grenock at my side, I began The Ritual. "For several hours we chanted and prayed, smearing the blood across my sheets in intricate patterns as shown in The Book. At last a great portal of green and crimson opened before us. We waited, but nothing came out. After 15 minutes or so the portal closed itself and we sat in amazement. Eventually Grenock went to sleep, leaving me with blood stained sheets and white chalk covering my floor. I began to clean up, whiping off the circle surrounding my bed, but as I did I noticed a black liquidous shadow leaking between the lines. I tried to wake up my friend.. but.. but he wouldn't wake up, and when I went back the shadow was gone. "I finished cleaning up, and went to sleep... When I awoke, my finger writhed with pain and looked like it had been pricked with a pin.. and.. and Grenock wasn't in his bed." "Oh wow what an interesting story.Well amputation is not needed, but I suggest you tell the Headmaster what you did.Now off you go." she says as she leads him out of the room closing the door behind him.
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:04 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:45 am
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 5:04 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:37 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 11:36 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:31 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:23 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 4:07 pm
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*Philbert, eyes restless and black, walks into the hospital wing. He seems mesmerized, his movements slow and smooth. His hand is a jet black, like a shadow, with no texture visible.*
Hello again, ephemeral. I do not believe the bandage has healed my wounds. Infact, it is seemingly quite ineffectual. Please...
*Philberts speech trails off and he stares into nothingness for several minutes, completely unaware of the outside world. Eventually, he continues speaking, unaware of his lengthy time lapse.*
Help me.
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 4:16 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:53 am
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Junimaia Miss Basore turns to look at Philbert and immediately brings up two hands to keep herself from screaming.
"You...you...good heavens, what did you do?" gonk "Miss I told him to go tell the Headmaster what happened but apparently he did not listen but this is what happed."
"Three moons ago my bestest friend, Grenock the Wicked... he... he dared me to summon forth the great lord, Cthulu. I spent two long nights drawing circles of protection around my bed, practising the basic cantrips necessary, and gathering the necessary components for the conjuration. On the third night, with Grenock at my side, I began The Ritual.
"For several hours we chanted and prayed, smearing the blood across my sheets in intricate patterns as shown in The Book. At last a great portal of green and crimson opened before us. We waited, but nothing came out. After 15 minutes or so the portal closed itself and we sat in amazement. Eventually Grenock went to sleep, leaving me with blood stained sheets and white chalk covering my floor.
I began to clean up, whiping off the circle surrounding my bed, but as I did I noticed a black liquidous shadow leaking between the lines. I tried to wake up my friend.. but.. but he wouldn't wake up, and when I went back the shadow was gone.
"I finished cleaning up, and went to sleep... When I awoke, my finger writhed with pain and looked like it had been pricked with a pin.. and.. and Grenock wasn't in his bed."
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