have you seen this? the stupidest list of goth stereotypes

[Darken_mortal]

Oh god i remember that, it make me laugh so hard i almost choked. eating count chocula cereal, that was priceless.
And look at this
-Frequently wears black clothing.
Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols
Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Spends large amounts of time alone
Requests time alone and quietness.
Remind you of a priest??
I always knew they were christian goths.  

[Soriana Leo]

What bullshit, just because I like my laptop and like to dress in dark clothing including black, dosen't mean I need to be reformed. I've got Jesus for Christ Sake! Now stop pushing the bible in my damned face and telling me I'm going to hell! =P

No wonder kids these days are deprived, their parents wont let them express themselfs through anything. I feel sorry for them and yet I feel sorry for the parents cause they might as well be having ulcers or even heart attacks if their perfect children go goth. blaugh rofl  

[ICanHazMetalz]

i am literaly shaking with pure spie. i AM budist, and more or less goth/'punk just depends on what i feal like, and even if i wasnt , WOULD BEIGN A ******** BUDIST MAKE ME A GODDAMN DEVIL WARSIPER?!?!!?!?!?!?! HELLO?! YOU ******** PRIEST WANT ME TO GO SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR a** AND SAY THAT YOUR RELIGION IS FOR SATIN HIMSELF, OR THAT YOUR WRONG AND IM RIGHT?!?!?!?!WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH OU YOU ******** UP BASTERDS GET THE SAND OUT F YOUR VAGINAS AND GO DIE YOU MOTHER ******** PREJUDICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[SMiNKLe]

I've been eating Count Chocula as a little kid. Does that mean I was a gothic baby? OHNO.  

[SMiNKLe]

These are me:

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Claims to be a goth.


Okay, so please leave me alone now so I can consult Satan.


By "ask your local mental health center" they mean "GET AN EXORCIST, QUICK!!!", don't they?  

[Lord Blade Icestorm]

They for some reason think they need to save us from our own choices, your right Tokyo I am not a christain I am Wicca but does being a different religion mean I am a satan worshipper, you have to believe in him for you to actually be one, correct?  

[[Fraggle]]

-Drinks alcohol.

Ever heard of communion wine? Nope, didn't think so. Bloody fake christians. No offence to REAL christians. You lot rock. Most of my friends are christian. Go me..... Fragglist (Hehe)

xp  

[DehShadow-ness]

OMG who ever mad that up is like weird.. its so funny. first of all if you wear a pin that says 'im a goth' or 'im so goth, im dead' then its pretty clear that your a goth duh! and plus i know a lot of ungothic people who do some of those things. so then i guess just about everyone is a goth! i sware people these days *rolls eyes* and what are you goin to do get a priest and have him spray holy water at you and yell 'the power of christ compels you' over and over again? and if so it dont work.. trust me i know. my mother did that..dont ask why cuz i have no idea. i sware my mother is not my mother shes too preppy and all OMG its not even funny! but that list is so funny im goin to die laughing.. i have to send that to my friends. thanks for posting this it made my day A LOT better!  

[Eegaras]

my mom made me a jacket that says.

"I am an official Dead boy " On it.

My mom is the greatest person on the planet. Definatly.  

[nayasumei]

ZioaKan

my mom made me a jacket that says.

"I am an official Dead boy " On it.

My mom is the greatest person on the planet. Definatly.

wanna switch moms? im not joking =O_O=  

[Eegaras]

Hahah Nah Im good =)  

[SelenX]

All I can say is... I eat that cereal and the demons gave it to me to eat. rofl  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

Ha! That cracks me up every time I see it. rofl  

[Obnoxia]

Now I slightly want to pull my brain through my eye socket.

 

[`Crystal Clear Waters`]

People these days cease to amaze me. I'm thankful that my family doesn't promote church goings, they talked about it, but I refuse to go. Religion is stupid and causes wars. ;]
Besides, I like sleeping in until 2p.m. Thank you! D:<