Favorite Quotes

[Usagi Dreamer Kohaku]

This is a movie quote, though i am quite the book adict, but its my favourite none the less.

draco: Goyle, Why are you wearing glasses?
goyle: Oh, um...reading
draco: *looks goyle up and down* i didn't know you could read


i love my little drakie. awww  

[Slowly_Dying_Inside]

You've got to love those prissy bastards. xd I can't believe I forgot that quote.  

[Vulp]

oooo there is also one in GOF where two wizards are talking before the quidditch world cup and the elder of the two refuses to wear pants because he likes a breaze between his legs o.O  

[skeledragon]

My favourite quote would be this one from POA Movie:
Professor Snape: *taps the blank Marauder's Map with his wand* " Reveal your secrets"
*writing appears on the map*
Professor Snape:" Read it".
Harry: "Messrs. Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, offer their compliments to Professor Snape and..."
Professor Snape: "Go on".
Harry: "... and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
rofl There was a funny one from HBP between Harry and Snape... But i forgot it confused confused  

[DarkendEvil666]

I cant just choose one there are so many most of them are from hermione thow because she says the funniest things  

[XxSweetDarlingxX]

Well I do like Rons' sayings Wicked and Bloody well you know what.  

[RedRose07]

i have too many favorites, its too hard for me to pick just one  

[darkteenangel]

in the 4th movies trailer near the end hermione says evrythings goin to change now isnt it??  

[xxScribbles]

WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT YOU-KNOW-WHO?
YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT
U-NO-POO---
THE CONSTIPATION SENSATION
THAT'S GRIPPING THE NATION!
"They'll be murdered in their beds!" mrgreen

and...

Quote:

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor"

Bwahahaha pirate Go Harry!  

[Supergirl126]

This is the first time I ever truely laughed at a Harry Potter Book.

Quote:

BOOM. They knocked again. Dudley jerked awake.
"Where's the cannon?" he asked stupidly.

(HP 1) I burst out laughing so hard.... I'm so glad I didn't read that during school or else everyone would have stared at me for the rest of the week.....
I also laugh every time I read "Won- Won" hee hee....

And when Moody says nice socks to Harry during the Yule Ball.(HP 4)

I know this part shouldn't crack me up but it does...

Quote:

"No!" Mrs. Weasley moaned. "No... Riddikulus! Riddkulus! RIDDIKULUS!" Crack. Dead twins, Crack. Dead Percy.Crack. Dead Harry.....

(HP 5)
as i said i giggle everytime i read that  

[Avarswiel]

From the HP 2 movie:

Ron: Can we panic now?
and
Ron:Why spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?

I heart Ron  

[Avarswiel]

From HP3 movie

Ron: Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry: You tell those spiders, Ron.
Ron: Yeah, tell them... I'll tell them... tomorrow.  

[Avarswiel]

HP3 movie
Ron: Oh yeah um... well um Harry got sort of a wonky cross,....

that's 'trials and suffering'. And that there could be the sun and thats....

'happiness'. So you're gonna suffer but your gonna be happy about it.

and this line is one of my faves because when its taken out of context it sounds oh so very wrong:
Ron: Neville, you're supposed to stroke it!
 

[Lafaera]

It's hard to choose my favorite quotes, but here are a few.

From the Weasley Twins
"Give her hell for us Peeves!" -OoTP

Marauders!
"I solomnly swear that I am up to know good!"

Snape,
"Turn to page 394." -POA movie.
"Look at you two fighting like an old married couple." -POA Movie. I just love that line!!

Sirius
"You'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you Remus?" -POA movie
"Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?" -POA movie biggrin  

[Pow in the Wow]

Hermione throws a shell at Harry's head.
Harry:"R U MAD??!!!"
lols bwahha it's just funny =P.