Random Quotes

[Wolf_Rema]

Bi-sexual love diamond has been successful.

People are like slinkies. They're practically useles but amusing to watch fall down stairs.

I uncool before uncool was cool.  

[Jackalope2]

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." ~ Jim Carrey  

[Shiva Icerunner]

" A cat determined not to be found, can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to" - Dr. Louis J. Camuti

"In a Cats eye, all things belong to cats" - English Proverb

"It always gives me a shivver when I see a cat seeing what I can't see" - Eleanor Farjeon

 

[Jackalope2]

"If at first you don't succeed, then you shouldn't try skydiving." ~ Unknown.  

[Ashira_Aria]

You already have your fox, your clown, and your hag. I'm a moot point. - Hiei  

[Freeze Freak]

dont meddle in the afairs of dragons, for you are cruchy and taste good with ketchup -Dont Know-  

[Ashira_Aria]

The obesity rate of gophers is up to an alarming rate and must be taken into consideration - DragonessRyo  

[lil_augurey]

I'd have a battle of wits with you... but you seem unarmed...

"What a genius you are. How can you fail to take over the world with a booty box full of truffles?" -Artemis Fowl to Opal Koboi

"More to follow..."  

[Jackalope2]

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

-George Carlin  

[Roman Shepherd]

"This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but so am I and I've got fewer suits." - Manny Calavera, Grim Fandango

"Death solves all problems - No man, no problem." -Stalin

"The death of one man is a tragedy - The death of millions is a statistic." -Stalin  

[Ashira_Aria]

Kazuma Kuwabara

There is a lot more to life than shoving punks into pavement.

 

[Yokiar]

"It will not do to leave a live dragon out of your plans if you live near one."

J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit  

[Ashira_Aria]

Legolas

Would you like me to describe it to you or would you like me to get you a box?

 

[[Destiny.Revealed]]

spike_of_the_day

loose one friend, loose all friends, loose yourself
-unknown-

I thought Eric said that in Boy Meets World.


"That'll do pig, that'll do." -The farmer (I forget his name), Babe

"If you're going through hell, keep going." -Winston Churchill

"It's a world of laughter, a world of tears. It's a world of hope, and a world of fears. There's so much that we share and it's time we're aware it's a small world after all." -It's a small world after all  

[o0 Mystic Mama 0o]

♪ So I'm, a squirrel
And you're not!
You're just human;
How pathetic, you are!

You dooon't have a fluffy tail!
You dooon't have squirrelly wrath!
You just build to destroy
While I
Collect
Some nuts
And yoouuu all suck! ♪

-Foamy the squirrel!