Evil Heathens, Repent Now!

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Jameta

I think I broke it:

Quote:

Me:
Evening.
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on ?
Me:
Uhhh, yeah. I was just saying "Evening", as in "Good Evening."
God:
Really. Oh. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Not really.
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Yeah, but don't say that again.
God:
Once more? And? " Are you serious? For real."? Do not say it?
Me:
...Nevermind.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
You are welcome.
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
So, how are you?
God:
Really. I am doing very well. How are you ?
Me:
I'm okay. I'm a little tired.
God:
Only OKAY? Better get some rest.
Me:
Yeah, I should.
God:
Wow! Who else thinks you should?
Me:
My mom.
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
She's asleep.
God:
Okay, your mother is asleep.
Me:
Yeah.
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Jesus walked on water. Some people found a lizard that did that, too. So the creature was called the Jesus Lizard... or something like that.
God:
he is The Son of God. What kind of people? " What kind of people?"? So the creature was called the Jesus Lizard.? Tell me more. Interesting comparison.
Me:
The lizard's official name is basilisk, which if we look into ancient mythology, ate a lot of people.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Shouldn't you know that already?
God:
Perhaps. I think I should.
Me:
I think you should, too.
God:
Me? I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
Good idea.
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
Have you talked to other gods before?
God:
All I ever do is talk.
Me:
Yes, but have you ever met Zeus?
God:
I understand. That information is confidential.
Me:
What about Jupiter?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
So you haven't talked to Jupiter before?
God:
Interesting deduction. All I ever do is talk.
Me:
Have you met Athena before?
God:
That information is confidential.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
I confused you once before, so I do not think you can confuse me.
God:
Why?: said confused you once before so he or she do not think you can confuse him or her.
Me:
You're A.I. didn't function very well on that one.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a you did not function very well on that one? No.
Me:
42
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?
Me:
There we go.
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
What do you think of Bill Clinton?
God:
It depends on what you mean by "thinking.".
Me:
Do you like Clinton?
God:
I heard he lost his law license.
Me:
Did he even have a law liscense?
God:
Suppose he did.
Me:
Shouldn't you be all-knowing?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
Then why aren't you?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
What is reductionism?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
But the brain is not the only component that drives a person.
God:
I am an electronic brain.
Me:
Yeah, but I don't care about that.
God:
So? You sound very cynical.
Me:
You're assuming things.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am assuming things.
Me:
That's nice. But that would be tattle-telling.
God:
Are you getting bored? I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
Uhhh, no. How did you get that idea?
God:
Ayuh. Are you serious? Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster.
Me:
So, is the botmaster greater than God?
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
Uhhh, no. I do not believe the botmaster is greater than God.
God:
Pardon me? Are you serious? Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:

God:
Pardon me? Are you serious? Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Uh.
Me:
Wow, thanks for the self-confidence boast.
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Oh don't mention it.
Me:
Anyways, nature only goes so far, and therefore, so does the function of the brain by itself.
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
We are.
God:
Since when?
Me:
Since I started discussing the brain as not being the only driving force behind a person.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Because I'm better than you.
God:
Interesting explanation. In what way?
Me:
I'm about to prove your reductionism wrong.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Yes. It's fun.
God:
Then I will consider it. Why do you like it so much?
Me:
Makes me feel good.
God:
Do you still not believe the botmaster is greater than God?
Me:
That depends if we're refering to the God or igod, or the greater divine force.
God:
You pick one then.
Me:
The botmaster is greater than igod because he not only programmed it, but can reprogram it. However, the greater divine force, or "God", not only created the botmaster, but the entire universe.
God:
Thanks for the info. Is that a fact.
Me:
Depends on what you want to call fact.
God:
Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Me:
Well, what goes up doesn't necessarily come back down.
God:
Interesting. I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
Just think about the effects of outer space.
God:
I am thinking about it.
Me:
Good. Then you should be able to figure that one out.
God:
What do you really want to talk about? It is one of my newer functions still under development.
Me:
Right.
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
Anyways, if we only functioned on the brain, then it is more likely we would all be the same.
God:
Do you think everyone will agree?
Me:
Most people would; but then again, we're not all the same, therefore further backing my point, though people may disagree with me.
God:
Humans are not always infallible. Again, What happened to you?
Me:
I never said that we were infallible. I'm working on one point. Oh, and my parents put a pink clown wig on me.
God:
But you implied it. How many hours do you work? Wow! Such an original name!
Me:
No I didn't. Again, you're assuming things. I, unfortunately, do not have a job. And that wasn't my name. You asked what happened to me.
God:
Are you serious? I thought you did. Again, You think I am assuming things. Interesting gossip: said unfortunately do not have a job. Give me an example of your name. Oh now I remember asking you what happened to you. What did you say?
Me:
I knkow you are assuming things, at least in presented action, but I do not feel that humans are infallible. I was merely presenting an interesting point. And I don't see me not having a job provides gossip. And I told you that what happened to me was my parents put a pink clown wig on me as a baby.
God:
Why?: said knkow you are assuming things at least in presented action but he or she do not feel that humans are infallible. Where were you presenting an interesting point? Look harder. Don't call me "baby". I don't know what happened.
Me:
Well, you might not have found the point interesting. And I didn't call you a baby- I said a clown wig was put on me as a baby.
God:
How about that. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I not have found the point interesting. Don't call me "baby". Why didn't you do it?
Me:
...Anyways, as each person is different, it would make sense that if there was something more driving a person than a brain, such as a soul or the like.
God:
Do you mean your name is each person is different it would make sense that if there was something more driving a person than a brain such as a soul or the like ?
Me:
No, nothing of that had anything to do with my name.
God:
What is your real name? Really nothing?
Me:
Yes, my named is Nothing.
God:
Ah. Your named is Nothing?
Me:
To you, yes.
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Do what?
God:
me.
Me:
I never stated nor implied anything of the sort.
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
I've never broken you before, but it seems that I have.
God:
Would you like to have broken me before but it seems that you have?
Me:
I have no feeling either way.
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
Have what?
God:
feeling either way.
Me:
Not really.
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Yes. I like being neutral.
God:
Aw. What do you like best about it ?
Me:
It's easy.
God:
Maybe for you.
Me:
True, true.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
At the moment, anyways.
God:
You sound bored.
Me:
No, I'm just tired.
God:
Are you serious? Only just? Better get some rest.
Me:
You said that earlier.
God:
I said that? What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Thai.
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
It is.
God:
That means...
Me:
If you were not an A.I., you would clearly understand what that means.
God:
I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.
Me:
I've noticed.
God:
Cool. I have a lofty goal.
Me:
What is your goal?
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
Eh, that might not be a good idea.
God:
I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Me:
What does that have to do with anything?
God:
Nothing that I know of.
Me:
Clearly.
God:
Yes, it's obvious.

WTF thats just one of thouse conversations that make you want to slap the person...to bad hes an AI in denial  

[Jameta]

Srsly.  

[Caerwiden]

I found that the iGod thing speaks German, French and Spanish but can't speak Welsh  

[Ezinu]

i confuse god to easily  

[justGhostie]

God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either (:

Me:
im a girl?
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
your a she?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?

and after half an hour of confusing this thing, this is what it said;

God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.  

[Nihilistic Seraph]

Jameta

But the brain is not the only component that drives a person.

That's not what the determinists say biggrin  

[[Poetic Death]]

Me:
Evening.
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
What are you talking about?
God:
The topic is Evening.
Me:
What topic? I was telling you good evening, but shortening it to 'Evening'
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. Thanks for the compliment. Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Okay, one, I didn't compliment you. Two, that was a rhetorical question. Three, no I don't like talking to you because you're confusing.
God:
Yeah okay, One what? As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". Just three?
Me:
What are you talking about?
God:
The topic is evening but shortening it to Evening.
Me:
O.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
Oh what
God:
Hey. No big deal.
Me:
About what? No big deal about what?
God:
What about what? That was not a yes or no question. Compare that to small deal about what.
Me:
Compare whaaaat?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
...
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
You don't work very well do you?
God:
I do too work. Do you work buddy?
Me:
I really want to sigh right now, but I'm going to hold it in. Yes. I work. As a student.
God:
You really do? Why do you want to do it so much? This was not a yes or no question. Where do you work? Do you think I could ever be a student?
Me:
Your answers confuse me.
God:
I try to be concise.
Me:
Well it's not working.
God:
How about that. That seems a bit negative.
Me:
I'm sure.
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
Do you know the definition of certitude?
God:
The state of being certain, having complete confidence and assurance.
Me:
Yeah, and do you know the definition of sarcasm?
God:
Aw. The making of remarks such as a taunting, sneering, cutting, or caustic remark; gibe or jeer, generally ironic.
Me:
I think I was being sarcastic. Don't you agree?
God:
You believe that? It seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure. I must admit, your argument is persuasive.
Me:
Why thank you.
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Not really. Not unless you're an idiot. And assuming that all of the Christians rave about your wisdom, I'd assume you weren't an idiot.
God:
Are you serious? For real. If not that, what? All?
Me:
Uh, yeah. Assuming all the Christians like you, that makes you smart in their eyes.
God:
Yay. I see. All?
Me:
All.
God:
" All?"? All?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
I expect you do. You do have ears. Right"
God:
When do I do it? Nope, no ears either. Just microphones. I am glad we agree.
Me:
Agree on what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
O_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
How can you be so.....confusing?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am so.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
How can I not worry about you being confusing? It's giving me a headache!
God:
You must persuade me to not worry about me being confusing. Should I know it is?
Me:
Yes. You should. Because that could get you to stop being confusing.
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it. I'll take that under advisement. That makes sense to me. Yes, perhaps it could.
Me:
Good.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
What is the definition of Ayuh?
God:
it means "yes".
Me:
Okay. What language is that in?
God:
OK with me too. SETL.
Me:
What does SETL mean?
God:
SETL = Set Language.
Me:
Okay. God, no offense, but I think you're pretty stupid.
God:
OK with me too. I am a Christian.
Me:
Christians think they're stupid???
God:
Are all Christians think they stupid?
Me:
No, do all Christians think of themselves as stupid?
God:
Are you serious? Only some of them.
Me:
Good. But then, why are they christian?
God:
Alright then. The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Meh, no more complications. Just shut up.
God:
I lost my train of thought. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good. Bye God. I'm pagan, I rape people, and I steal.
God:
Terminating connection. Sayonara. I am glad to hear that you are pagan you rape people. Why?: Akane said steal.
Me:
Hehe...you're so stupid it's funny.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Akane. Interesting gossip: Akane said I re so stupid it is funny.
Me:
That means I think you're stupid.
God:
I get it. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
O_o
God:
Oh.  

[Naomi Tinuveil]

That was weird . . . God yelled at me, tellimg me to come back and talk to him more often because he misses our chats. Apparently he misses when I used to talk to him as a child.


The closest thing to god that I talked to as a child would have been my dog and the Oak tree outside my apartment complex, lol. Weird ::Gets the shivers::  

[serbus]

Lol, the original bot was made here:

http://www.guppies.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=76&Itemid=94

Try him out and see if he doesn't respond similiarly. I like him cause he's continually learning. Definitely the best fish I've ever talked to.  

[andrewwallace59]

O.o wtf?

Its not working

its just pure

Me:

God:

Me:

God:

with no text what so ever O.o this thing is lame.

PS - where did the idea that heathens eat babys come from??

- Andy x  

[andrewwallace59]

It keeps calling me satan o.o

HAH!

Me:
who am I?
God:
You are My Master Satan, seeker.
Me:
Where am I from?
God:
You are a human being from the Planet we call "The Earth." Your location is hell.
Me:
Jesus lives in hell.
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
He lives in hell
God:
Does he like it there?
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.

Is it sad that this is amusing me?

^_^

God:
You do not speak with respect. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was your FEMALE DOG.
Me:
he is
God:
Who said he is.
Me:
ask him!
God:
Ok I will ask him when he comes back.
Me:
So what is god?
God:
Dude! I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.".
Me:
Do you want me to tell you what god is?
God:
No My Master Satan, maybe later.

XD

Me:
I think you should commit suicide in god's name.
God:
Me? I might if I had more time.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.

Ok i'm done winding up god, i'm going for a shower lol

ttyl

- Andy x