The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator

[Jewlz2007]

How sad. Todays people are so lowered in their standards. I have had the internet since I was 9 and never have I typed that badly.  

[Danapal]

Jewlz2007

How sad. Todays people are so lowered in their standards. I have had the internet since I was 9 and never have I typed that badly.

I did at a point type that badly, but the gestation period lasted a couple of weeks.  

[RebeccaOTool]

Dickens at his finest:

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Its a far far better thing that I do now then I've ever done before.

That somehow became this:

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ITS A FAR FAR BT3R THNG TAHT I DO NOW THAN IVA EVER DONA BFOR3!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL

 

[Kipluck]

Reading Bishop's the Sandpaperis one of my favorite poems ever... reading this as txt crap makes my heart hurt!

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SANDPIEPR
3LIZAEBTH BISHOP


TH3 ROARNG ALONGSIED H3 TAEKS FOR GRANTAD
AND TAHT EVERY SO OFTAN DA WORLD SI BOUND 2 SHAEK
H3!1!!111 OMG WTF LOL RUNS H3 RUNS 2 TEH SOUTH FINICAL AWKWARD
IN A STAET OF CONTROL3D PANIC A STUD3NT OF BLAEK
THA!1111!! LOL BACH HIS3S LIEK FAT!!!1!! OMG LOL ON HIS L3FT A SHET
OF INTARUPTNG W8R COM3S AND GOES
AND GLAEZS OVER HIS DARK AND BRITLE FET
HE!!11! OMG RUNS H3 RUNS STRAGEHT THROUGH IT WATCHNG HIS 23S
-WATCHNG!!1!1!! LOL RATHER DA SPAECS OF SAND BTWEN THEM
WHER3 (NO DETALE 2 SMAL) DA ATLANTIC DRANES
RAPIDLEY BAKWARDS AND DOWNWARDS!!1!11 AS HE RUNS
HE STAERS AT DA DRAGNG GRANES
TH3!!1!1 OMG WORLD SI A MIST!11!!!1! OMG WTF AND THEN TEH WORLD IS
MINUT3 AND VAST AND CL3AR!11!!11 OMG WTF DA TIED
IS HIGHER OR LOW3R!111!1111 LOL HA CUDNT TEL U WHICH
HIS!11!!1 OMG LOL BAK SI FOCUS3D HA SI PREOCUPEID
LOKNG FOR SOMETHNG SOMETHNG SOM3THNG
POR!1!!!!!1! OMG WTF LOL BIRD HE SI OBSES3D
THE!!!1111!! LOL MILIONS OF GRANES R BLAK WHIET TAN AND GRAY
MIEXD WIT QUARTZ GRANES ROS3 AND MATHYST!!11! OMG LOL

cry  

[Danapal]

Funny because it's true.  

[pythonesque]

KiraLight

I love how sometimes it'll add random words like "omg" and "wtf" rofl

Yeah, that made me laugh, too.  

[agny-pantsu]

MissMew

KiraLight

I love how sometimes it'll add random words like "omg" and "wtf" rofl

Yeah, that made me laugh, too.

yes it's very amusing mrgreen  

[DarkElf27]

What we need to do is make one that goes the other direction....  

[Elanchana]

N00bie Phantom

INSOLENT BOY THES SLAEV OF FASHION!!!111 OMG BASKNG IN UR GLORY!111!! WTF IGNORANT FOL THES BRAEV U SUI2R!!!!!!1!! OMG WTF SHARNG IN MAH TRIUMPH!1!1!1 OMG

XD. Ah, so much distortion, so little time.  

[dianersj]

the commonality of this type of typing will not go unpunished!

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TEH COMONALITY OF THES TYP3 OF TYPNG WIL NOT GO UNPUNISHED!!!!111!11!!1!!1!1111! WTF LOL

hey look! unpunished is spelled right!  

[Fintastic]

I speak proper English since I was 3..... How weird. I never knew why kids these days speak like that. Hey, atleast they don't speak the '1337' speak. I think...  

[Dead Twisted Romance]

*Huddles in corner rocking back and fourth*  

[SiLViA CALLiSTO]

n00b Christine

IN SLEP HA SANG 2 MA
IN DREMS HE CME
TAHT!!11!! WTF LOL VOIEC WHICH CALS 2 ME
AND SPEAKS MAH NM3
AND!1111! LOL DO I DR3M AGANE
FOR??!?? NOW I FIND
THE PHAN2M OF TEH OPERA SI THERE.
INSIED!1!!11111!1!!111!!11 OMG MAH MIND!!1!!!!1! OMG

I couldn't risist...Hm, which Phantom of the Opera Character to strike next?  

[SJC^Superslacker^]

That's great!!  

[anime_freak777]

R U COMNG OUT 2DAY?!?!?? WTF(Are you coming out today?)

VILA VALO SI HOT(Ville Valo is hot.)
!111!11 WTF

U GOTHIC FR3AK!!1!1! LOL(You Gothic freak.)(I've had this said to me numerous times online by Emo kids & preppy and/or "gangsta" assholes but "Gothic" was always spelled "g-a-w-f-i-c" or "g-o-p-h-i-c-".)