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Quotable Conversationalist
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 Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 1:14 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 8:49 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:51 am
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 1:37 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:56 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 7:31 am
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BadLittleWashu Some of my fav. Daniel stuff: Jaffa: Who are you? Daniel: The ah...great and powerful Oz. Daniel: with your permission..Im going to fall down now. Daniel: Well I speak 23 different languages pick one Sam: Uh its flashing green, green is good? Daniel: no Sam: Bad? Daniel: bad Sam: How bad? Daniel: very very bad Sam: uh dad..... Jack: Teal'c? Sam: Tokra Jack: Too bad Daniel: Wow...thats uh... Jack and Daniel: Ambitious |
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Quotable Conversationalist
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:48 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 6:46 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:13 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 5:09 pm
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JACK: "Valar, is that what he said?"
DANIEL: "I thought he said velour."
JACK: "Velour?"
DANIEL: "Velour."
JACK: "The fabric?"
DANIEL: "That's what I heard him say."
JACK: "Why would he say that?"
DANIEL: "I don't know. Why would he say Valar?"
JACK: "I don't know."
DANIEL: "This is a waste of time."
SIMMONS: "This isn't a waste of time. This is an official investigation."
DANIEL: "Oh, no, I mean, I get it. We obviously have Lt. Tyler issues. I say he exists, you say he doesn't."
SIMMONS: "This isn't just about Lt. Tyler."
DANIEL: "Someone else doesn't exist?"
TEAL'C: "I am loyal to the Tau'ri."
SIMMONS: "Why should I believe you?"
TEAL'C: "If I were still loyal to the goa'uld, you would know it," Teal'c says in one of his very serious and deadly tones.
SIMMONS: "Really?"
TEAL'C: "It would be immediately apparent, as I would not hesitate to kill you where you sit."
[Balinsky]: Dr. Jacksons going to die when he sees this.
[Dixon] What, again?
[ONeill] You dont suppose thats why they want us, do you? I mean, you know, the three of us?
[Daniel] To mate with? No, I dont think so.
[ONeill] Because you know me, Im all for helping people.
So, Merrin, I understand you're a reactor expert. [O'Neill]
Yes. [Merrin]
How old are you? [O'Neill]
I'm eleven. How old are you? [Merrin]
So, Merrin, I understand you're a reactor expert. [O'Neill]
You aren't a scientist? [Merrin]
Oh, no. [O'Neill]
Then you are not as smart as Major Carter and Dr. Fraiser. [Merrin]
Well, it depends on what you mean by... okay, no, I'm not. [O'Neill]
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 2:03 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:20 pm
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Daniel: Well... you kept the wrong guy because I dont know anything about this ship.
Vala: (in manlike armor) But you are very attractive.
Daniel: (cough)... What?? Hey big guy, I'm flattered, really I am, it's just that, uh, you're not my type. Uh, more than a little disturbed that I might be yours.
Vala: Come on Daniel, you've seen me naked - the least you can do is cook me dinner.
Teal'c: Is it possible Kinsey is simply lying?
Jack: That is always possible.
Kinsey: That's as good as pulling the trigger yourself! I thought Stargate Command didn't do that sort of thing.
Jack: Well...we're under new management.
Chekov: How could Kinsey have become a Goa'uld?
Jack: Five bucks says Carter has a theory.
Sam: As a matter of fact . . .
Jack: Ha!
Jack: I just walked in with a whole handful of ingredients for my world-famous omelette.
Sam: World-famous - what's in them?
Jack: Eggs.
Sam: I don't think that that actually qualifies as a recipe.
Jack: Oh don't kid yourself. There's a secret ingredient. I can't tell you what it is or I'd have to shoot you.
Sam: It's beer isn't it?
Jack: He's a barber.
Daniel: Broke into your house?
Jack: Yeah.
Daniel: Second week in a row.
Jack: A-hmm
Daniel: Alarm.
Jack: I'm thinking dog.
Joe: You could try locking your front door.
Daniel: Wait a minute, Jack, you've been seeing parts of the life of a barber in Indiana for seven years and you never mentioned it.
Jack: Yeah, sure I did, I know I did.
Sam: No...no, you didn't, sir.
Jack: I didn't?
Daniel: You didn't find that the least bit odd?
Jack: Actually, no. I found it quite...relaxing.
Jack: And don't be afraid to remind (Thor) we've saved his cute little gray butt several times.
Baal: You cannot be serious.
Jack: Yes I can, I just choose not to...some of the time.
Jack: Sooooo sorry, I was just finishing up a lovely brunch.
Baal: Impudence!
Jack: No, tuna.
Jacob: It can't be any harder then blowing up a sun.
Sam: You know, you destroy one sun and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water.
Jacob: There you go..
Sam: Hmm... Next step, parting the Red Sea.
Daniel: Trying to leave? Sorry - a little more time in Danny's world.
Jack: (after rescuing Siler) I expect to be put in your will.
Siler: Already are, sir.
Jack: Okay, that's weird...
Sam: (Thor) says he will drop by as soon as his consciousness has been downloaded from the ship's computers into a new body.
Jack: That just never gets old, does it?
Sam: Apparently not.
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:32 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 4:53 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 11:57 pm
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