What They Were Thinking

[Nelowulf]

Vader said: Impressive.
Vader thought: At least he's using a lightsaber. Unlike that dumb corellian who used a blaster. Look where he ended up.  

[Sol Walker]

Jabba sad as he's being choked) I dont have a neck! how is she doing this?!  

[Missing00]

First stormie on the Tantive IV: LEEEERRRROOOOOYYYY JJJEEEENNKIIINNNNSSSS  

[NickCpointless]

Obiwan:that boy is our last hope
Yoda:no there is anouther
thought:if he fails destroy him crix madine will  

[elvisnake]

Said: General Madine will brief you on the mission
Thought: We'd send him, but one roundhouse kick aimed at the bunker and all of Endor'd be destroyed, Ewoks and all.  

[Missing00]

did: Kill Rancor in Jabba's palace.
Thought: ba ba ba ba daaa daa baa ba daaaaa. (final fantasy victory)  

[Nospai Deathous]

Padme said: No you listen! We live in a real world, come back to it. You're studying to become a Jedi, I'm... I'm a senator. If you follow your thoughts through to conclusion, it will take us to a place we cannot go, regardless of the way we feel about each other.

Padme thought: Oh god, oh god, take me now!!  

[elvisnake]

Said: I have a bad feeling about this.
Thought: Well, I should. I mean it's one ship with three healthy people and one sick old man against a battle station the size of a moon filled with a group including, but not limited to: The 501st legion, Grand Moff Tarken, Darth Vader, an army of Stormies and almost as many TIEs... Why wouldn't I have a bad feeling?  

[Nospai Deathous]

Obi-Wan said: Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?
Anakin said: Don't say that, master. You're the closest thing I have to a father.
Anakin thought: Muahahaha. If you define 'closest thing to a father' as 'he whom i will destroy first when i become a sith lord!'  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Vader said: I am your father.

He thought: Oh ********. You're as whiny as I am.  

[elvisnake]

Said: Nooooooooo! That can't be true! That's impossible!
Thought: Actually, that makes quite a bit of sense, from a certain point of view.  

[Missing00]

Said: Annie, Im pregnant.
Thought: And it's all your fault you b*****d!  

[elvisnake]

Thought: Oh, I know what to do! I'm just gonna mess with that whiny Jedi Wannabe's brain! What can I say that'll screw him up the most? Oh, I know!
Said: No. I am your father!  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Said: No, there is another (hope).

Thought: You'd better get his bitchass to do what he needs to cuz I am NOT counting on his dumbass sister to get anything done..  

[Nospai Deathous]

said: strike me down and i shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
thought: oh, s**t!! i hope he seriously believes this, cause i is ********!!