Yo Mama Jokes

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles.

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mamma is so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers.

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama is so fat that God said 'Let there be light' and he push her out of the way from the sun.

 

[Vampire_Preistess_kiki]

yo moma sooo!!!stuped that when the precher told her to play the orgons at a cherch ( SHE STARTED PLAYING WITH HER INSIDE ORGONS.)


yo moma sooo!!! fat that when she died she took up the hole univers.


yo moma sooo!!! ugly that she sceared her self out of her on skin.



yo moma sooo!! damn stuped that when she was pulled over by a cop the cop said let me see your licecen and regershrashions...( SHE FLASHED HIM AND SAID IS THAT GOOD.)  

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so stupid she got a cat from the pet store to get rid of the mouse on her computer.

 

[Vampire_Preistess_kiki]

YO MOMA 'S TEETH SO GREEN THAT THE PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS A LAKE MONSTER  

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so fat that when she takes a bath she fills up the tub and THEN she turns on the water.

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo Mamma so poor I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said 'Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right...'

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so stupid and fat that when she saw a bus full of white kids pass by she screamed 'stop that twinkie!'

 

[Vampire_Preistess_kiki]

YO MOMA SO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE DIED HELL DID'ENT EVEN WANT HER.


mrgreen  

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so stupid she gets drunk out of none alcholic beer.

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave.

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.