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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:34 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:11 pm
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One night, looking to have a good time, a man decides to go to the Foxy Lady. While he is sitting enjoying the show, a man seated right behind him screams loudly, “Take it off!”
The man in front turns around and says, “Can you please quiet down, I’m trying to enjoy the show.”
The man in the back says, “I’m sorry, it’s just my enthusiasm.”
The stripper begins to take off her dress. So the guy in back yells, “Take it off!!!” The guy in front again turns around and tells him to be quiet. The guy in back again says that it was just his enthusiasm. The stripper then proceeds to remove her bra. The guy in back again yells, “Take it off!!!”
The guy in front again turns around and tells him to be quiet again getting the same response from the guy in back.
Then the stripper removes her g-string, and everyone in the club gets on their feet and cheers and yells, all except for the guy in the back.
The guy in front turns around and says, “Where’s your enthusiasm now, pal?”
The guy in back just smiles and says, “All over your back, pal.”
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:12 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:14 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:15 pm
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A football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba, had so many women hanging around that he couldn�t possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked Bubba, Just what the hell is your secret?
Bubba replied, Well, coach, whenever Im about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can screw em forever!
The coach went home early that day and went straight to the bedroom. He heard his wife in the shower and, seeing a window of opportunity, tore off his clothes and started banging his p***s on the dresser.
His wife immediately stuck her head out of the shower and said, Is that you, Bubba?
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:16 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:20 pm
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Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.
The son comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"
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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:11 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:15 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:07 am
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:12 pm
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A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman,
"I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."
"Do you think it will work?" she asks.
"It's worth a try." he says. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest.
After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.".
"What?" asks the priest, "what happened?"
"You gave birth to a child!"
"But that's impossible!" says the priest.
"I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "it's a miracle! Here's your baby."
About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says,
"Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says,
"What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies,
"I am your mother. The archbishop is your father."
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:13 pm
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Colin meets a girl on the street. He says, "Come on, babe, let's go in the alleyway and get it on. I've got fifteen bucks."
She says, "FIFTEEN bucks? You're crazy. For fifteen bucks, I'll let you LOOK at it."
They go into the alleyway, she pulls down her pants, and he gets down on his knees. But he can't see anything, because it's too dark, so he gets out his lighter. He lights his lighter, and he says, "My God, your pubic hair... it's so curly and thick... it's BEAUTIFUL."
She says, "Thank you."
He says, "You mind if I ask you a personal question?"
She says, "Go ahead."
He says, "Can you pee through all that hair?"
She says, "Of course."
He says, "Well, you better start. You're on fire."
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:16 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:18 pm
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A man walks into a public bathroom and begins using one of the urinals. He looks to his left and sees a very short man peeing also. Suddenly, the short man looks up at the taller man, and the taller man is completely embarrassed about staring at the smaller man's p***s.
"Sorry," says the taller man. "I'm not gay or anything, but you have the longest p***s I've ever seen, especially on a man so small!"
"Well," says the Leprechaun, "That's because I'm a Leprechaun! ALL Leprechauns have penises this size!"
The taller man says, "Incredible! I'd give anything if mine were that long."
"Well, what with me being a Leprechaun and all, I can give you your wish! If you let me take you into that stall over there and screw you, I'll give you your wish!"
"Gee," says the man, "I don't know about that----aw hell with it, OK!"
Soon, the Leprechaun is behind the taller man, just humping away. "Say," says the Leprechaun, "How old are you, son?"
Finding it difficult to turn with the Leprechaun humping him so ferociously, the tall man says over his shoulder, "Uh-Uh, Thirty-two..."
"Imaging that, " says the little man, "Thirty-two and still believes in Leprechauns!"
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