Redneck Jokes

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you always thought “Guns and Roses” was something you get for your anniversary  

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you’re familiar with Copenhagen but have never heard of Denmark.  

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you’ve ever changed the numbers on your house so the police can’t find you.  

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an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.  

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you think “megabytes” means a good day fishing.  

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you think a lavatory is a breed of dog.  

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your favorite cologne is Deep Woods Off.  

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you see a sign that says “dip in road” and you stop to see what flavor it is.  

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you know all the verses to the “Hee Haw” song.  

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there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.  

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you think “Hooked on Phonics” is a fishing show  

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the highlight of your day is finding the prize in a Cracker Jack box.  

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your wife left you for last year’s winner of the hog-calling contest.  

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you cut your toenails in front of company.  

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a woman says she’s game, so you shoot her.