--- S P A M B O X --- It lives!!! XD --- v.2.0

[Seshomaru420]

Spam! coming to a kitchen near you!  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.  

[Antiklion Ingle]

isobel_bellamy

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

Cruel, Unusual, and necessary for me to try tommorrow morning.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Antiklion Ingle

isobel_bellamy

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

Cruel, Unusual, and necessary for me to try tommorrow morning.

*grins* me too  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache  

[Antiklion Ingle]

isobel_bellamy

Antiklion Ingle

isobel_bellamy

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

Cruel, Unusual, and necessary for me to try tommorrow morning.

*grins* me too

History classes for 3 hours in the morning makes getting up very hard.  

[Seshomaru420]

(tot he tune of row row row your boat)
"Roll Roll Roll a joint, twist it at the end. spark it up and take a hit then pass it to a friend."  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Seshomaru420

(tot he tune of row row row your boat)
"Roll Roll Roll a joint, twist it at the end. spark it up and take a hit then pass it to a friend."

they had that at my school too....  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Classic - A book which people praise, but do not read.

Etc - A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Computer Engineer - One who gets paid for reading this......  

[One Love-One Hate]

lets talk hitchikers.. shall we? *grins*  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Criminal - A guy no different from the rest, except that he got caught.

Politician - One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor - A person who kills your ills by pills and kills you with his bills.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Yuuko hiroshima

lets talk hitchikers.. shall we? *grins*

whoot! hitchhikers!!
marvin you saved us!
i know...wretched isnt it......  

[Veruniel]

And now for something completely different: A man with a stoat through his head!